• Member Since 26th Feb, 2015
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RetroNotRetro


Hello, I'm Jarred. I'm an author, here and on fanfiction.net, and a terrible artist who enjoys too much metal. I kinda hate myself and I'm a tumblr user so that probably says a lot. Enjoy my stories!

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    Back From Hiatus!!!

    Hello everypony!

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    RAINBOW POOP = HiE

    So I've recently come to a strange conclusion. After observing multiple Human In Equestria/Multiverse Equestria stories, I've noticed that, most of the time, the transportation from one world to the other involves rainbows in some sort of way, be it Rainbow Dash, rainbow lightning, or, in my case, rainbow bird shit. That's right, rainbow colored seagull anal excretion. I can practically feel

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  • 464 weeks
    When Jokes Arise...

    So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a

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Aug
20th
2015

Back From Hiatus!!! · 6:39am Aug 20th, 2015

Hello everypony!

By now, if you're not Zerofireking13 and also a big fan of My Little Vinyl: Friendship Is Delicious, you may be wondering "Where in the name of shit-turd-poopyfuck is this bitch?" Well, I unfortunately lost my computer's charger at the aforementioned profile's house and my phone was too much of a piece of shit to download Docs, so I couldn't edit my story. I did eventually get my charger back, but I still haven't plugged the damn thing in to this day. I learned that I was making a move through a few states and the whole packing and yard sale hassle was too much on me. I had no time to write anything, no matter how badly I wanted to. I recently got a new phone and downloaded Docs about 15 minutes prior to this blog post. So I'm pleased to announce that I am BACK FROM HIATUS!!! (roll credits. *ding*) My Little Vinyl: Friendship Is Delicious will ve back on track, and I am hoping to have at least one more chapter posted by Tuesday. Happy trails mothafuckas!

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