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Hello, I'm Jarred. I'm an author, here and on fanfiction.net, and a terrible artist who enjoys too much metal. I kinda hate myself and I'm a tumblr user so that probably says a lot. Enjoy my stories!

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  • 454 weeks
    Back From Hiatus!!!

    Hello everypony!

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  • 459 weeks
    RAINBOW POOP = HiE

    So I've recently come to a strange conclusion. After observing multiple Human In Equestria/Multiverse Equestria stories, I've noticed that, most of the time, the transportation from one world to the other involves rainbows in some sort of way, be it Rainbow Dash, rainbow lightning, or, in my case, rainbow bird shit. That's right, rainbow colored seagull anal excretion. I can practically feel

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  • 462 weeks
    When Jokes Arise...

    So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a

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