that thing no one asked for!

Sunset Shimmer (Doesn’t) Learn the True Meaning of Christmas is not canon to anything I have ever written. It exists in an alternate timeline where I think it’s actually worth canonizing.

Bar None is also not canon. Because who the fuck ships RariJack, haha.*

^{if you like rarijack that’s fine but i no longer ship it as much as i did also starlight speedster is too similar to another starlight so he’s canonically dead forever fuck you}

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It’s cumbersome and not worth carrying around! Godammed change!

Oh and Fimfiction changed too. Haha.

You've ruined Fimfiction with this. I hope you're happy.

Seriously. Bringing up old drama in an attempt to shame people on an unrelated topic is wrong. The fact that people think it's okay and support it is disgusting, frankly. Grow up and learn how to take criticism rather than write essays about how bad of a person I am.

Because A. I'm not going to read it anyway and B. You're wasting your precious time on some idiot on the Internet, why the fuck do you care what I think of a story.

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My story is sandwiched between two far more popular author's stories. One of which is already in the Featured Box.

Well, there goes that fic.

Creativity is hard, making a coherent bowling story in Equestria is hard and no I am not making clop out of this. I like to think I have integrity. I don't, but fuck you, this is my ship and I'll ram it into that large rock if I want to. Now stop disobeying your captain and get back to swabbing the poop deck, you wanker.

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I mean, who wouldn't want to read about Twilight and Starlight going fucking BOWLING?

I mean, it's either that or I jump on the "Weird fetish clop" bandwagon. And I'm not ready to sell out my integrity.

Yet. Could probably slap together a half decent clop fic and rake in the views and likes because if there's one thing this site likes, it's smut.

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It's funny in hindsight, since it's now my most successful fic by far.
Ah well, at least people enjoy it.

I am all of the smug right now after watching A Hearths Warming Tail. Pretty solid episode to boot.

My gawd, it's a Smissmas miracle! Hclegend is writing shit again!

No set launch date yet, but I'll give you a hint. It involves Twilight, a book and necromancy.