Consistency is overrated anyway.

Creativity is hard, making a coherent bowling story in Equestria is hard and no I am not making clop out of this. I like to think I have integrity. I don't, but fuck you, this is my ship and I'll ram it into that large rock if I want to. Now stop disobeying your captain and get back to swabbing the poop deck, you wanker.

Er, right, the fic. I assure, it's a thing that is somewhat happening depending on whether I can make myself give two fucks. This is more an issue of "I know I'm bad at this, but damnit, I do this for fun, not for profit." and then proceed to shit out terrible horse words. Okay, not terrible terrible, but I'm not fucking ShortSkirtsAndExplosions here. I know I have wit and I want to express it, but writing a cohesive piece of literature? That's a different league altogether man. I'm used to writing Reddit comments about how you're wrong about x/y/z and generally being an arsehole. Writing, despite my love for the written word, is still something I struggle to pump out at a decent rate. Hell, this goes for anything I put time into, really. I try my damndest to create something that I can be proud of, but I have little reason to do it.

Huh. Didn't really expect to go off on that sort of tangent. Apologies, but when you start writing, you just kinda flow from there. It's about that initial spark. I'm a damp log and it's very difficult to get going, but when I do... I can chug along at a decent pace.

Apologies for the lack of consistency, though. I have a lot of things to juggle and it's not easy keeping up with all of it.