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What is it about the Flower Trio that makes them so awesome? Why do I pick on those three terrified mares so much? I guess I've just always been a sucker for clop with a streak of desperation to it, and those three are defined by fear and desperation on FiM. Roseluck is one of the prettiest color combos on the show, so she gets it the worst of the three.

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Sometime ago, I mentioned a story that would reference the time that Rose and Lily had sex back in chapter six. Well, it's finally here in all of its Discordian mayhem! Not only will Roseluck and Lily due the deed, but Daisy will get her own story — and a little action of her own.

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For the few of you who enjoyed this unlikely tale of warrior Linky taking on the rest of Ponyville, I regret to inform you that this story is finished. Outside of Mare Serenitis, you're probably not that broke up by its passing, but I feel obligated to write a blog about it anyway.

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It's been a nice, relaxing break. I've watched A Gentleman's Price push to a respectable 168 likes, read a few neat stories, and watched TSoP get it's first downvote in eight months. Granted, the last isn't a good event, but it astonishing that it made it for so long without getting hit! It was close to reaching the lower 10,000 rank before getting knocked back down into the 12,000's. Pity.

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So some of you out there who've read my stories have probably read this second-person anonymous-in-Equestria (AiE) clopfic called Wild Rose by Aetherpony. You may even have read The Scent of Prey because of the crossover element with this god-like Roseluck-centered goodness. Indeed, neither TSoP or AGP would even exist without this mighty work of 4chan stroke fantasy paving the way.

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So much news! After much frustration chapter nine finally made it out after three weeks. Confession time: I've had no idea what I'm doing for the last, oh, four chapters or so. Some of you might think there's a plan, there isn't. The plan was basically shot all to hell when I brought Lily Valley back into the story for chapter six after her arc seemed to end in chapter three. My editor, Firesight, tells me this is a good thing, and stories should evolve over time from

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While technically not a new achievement as TSoP achieved this in about four days, A Gentleman's Price had kind of a sucky launch. The Roseluck fans read it, the G4M people read it, the general Fimfiction users missed it entirely. Funnily enough, I was at 87 likes and only 3 dislikes 11 days ago — an almost entirely unmolested piece of HiE clopfic paradise when my story was featured for two hours on saturday.

Not looking so pristine anymore.

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Time to write the Rose x Lily and Daisy x ???? story. Yeah, another multi-ship; It's my thing. It's kind of weird as a tie-in to AGP, since AGP is all serious and attempting to be realistic; this won't be the case with my new story at all. I'm not even going to put it in the Gentlemanverse group, because of its minimal impact on the verse. It references an event in the show and in Five Star Service. but that's all. It's quasi-canon to AGP.

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