I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I did things, once.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Remember when I used to do things?