Who am you?
I'm cuminevitable.

Who's your favorite pony?
Scootaloo.

Why do you like Scootaloo?
Because her plot.

Why the fuck do you exist?
So I can spread cum everywhere!

Do you believe in a god?
Yes.

What god?
Princess Celestia.

Are you an ass or tits person?
Ass.

Futanaric or crotchboobs?
Futanaric.

Who's your best friend?
Scootaloo!

LET'S PLAY THE PONY GAME!

-- If you like Twilight Sparkle
You will get an orgasm tomorrow.

-- If you like Fluttershy.
You have erectile dysfunction.

-- If you like Rainbow Dash
You come too fast.

-- If you like Pinkie Pie
You like food sex.

-- If you like Applejack
You like it rough.

-- If you like Rarity
You're a roleplayer in bed.

-- If you like Princess Celestia
You have an ass fetish.

-- If you like Princess Luna
You spit up.

-- If you like Apple Bloom
You have a tiny cock.

-- If you like Sweetie Belle
You suck at dirty talk.

-- If you like Scootaloo
You're good at deep-throating boners.