*Disclaimer: A redone story. I decided, hey, this story sucked so why not rewrite it? Now in third person, because third person is cool. For those who were previous readers, please comment down your complaints or complimentary thoughts. I apologize, really I do, but it had to be done.*

A man drowning in poverty and the consequences of his own choices is sent to magical horsey slash bird lion land. Conflicts are arising in many places, and the world that he is thrust into is a melting pot of friction and it's only a matter of time until things begin to boil. He'll adventure to places where he's never been before, be involved in things he didn't have anything to do with anyways, and probably get himself killed. As he goes adventuring through this mystical new world on his quest to do something he himself is not entirely sure of and find out what caused him to be sent there. It all seems so bad at first glance, but to him, it's just a new beginning.

Rated Teen for violence, gore, heavy swearing, and hinted sexual themes. All characters belong to their respective owners. Thank you.
Now adding the comedy tag due to the fact people find this garbage funny. I'm not complaining though. Also removing the prologue, because honestly, it's just a soap opera. Hurr im poor cuz i gots no edyoukashun...