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Jerky


Prepare yourself, as your eyes may bleed.

Jan
11th
2015

I'm feeling a bit lethargic as of late... · 12:41am Jan 11th, 2015

So I'm feeling lazy. What I mean by that, is that you guys shouldn't be expecting a chapter soon. However, I shall entertain you all with a bit of a schedule I've been trying to get to work, but it hasn't been to successful.

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Jan
1st
2015

Happy New Years, AKA the liberal christmas · 3:59am Jan 1st, 2015

Happy friggin new year's everyone. Some of you may ask what my new year's resolution is going to be. Well, my resolution will to be to give less fucks than I ever have.

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Dec
26th
2014

Merry friggin' Christmas fellas. · 1:15am Dec 26th, 2014

I suppose you guys wanted a christmas special or something...unfortunately, that just isn't going to happen. I will, however, shed some light on our favorite hairless monkey out of them all. Of course, his back story probably won't ever be revealed, but honestly that's the point of the story I guess. However, you all know he's an asshole and that's pretty much all you need to know heh. Apologies to those who choose not to recognize this Christian holiday, but if it comforts you I've never

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Dec
6th
2014

A little help. · 7:11pm Dec 6th, 2014

So it has become apparent that when writing, I always need someone to guide me. Otherwise, I just get too dramatic. So, I'm asking you guys for a few pre-readers. I'm not asking for an editor, just someone who knows when I'm straying from what this story is built upon. So either comment below or something. This is really a first I've actually asked for some help on this, but I might as well.

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Oct
31st
2014

I'm rewriting Negative Thoughts. · 9:11pm Oct 31st, 2014

That is all.

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Oct
13th
2014

Sorry Guys! (revisited) · 3:25am Oct 13th, 2014

I won't be able to get a new chapter out until I can actually get some alone time. That's a pretty rare find for me.

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Oct
6th
2014

Editing my past chapters · 9:55am Oct 6th, 2014

I think I'm going to spend some time organizing previous chapters for a bit, since right now it's all I can do. If you read my past blogs, you'll find that I have a ton of shit to deal with right now, and simply WRITING is one of them. I'm trying not to have so many 'minichapters' or fillers.
In case you were curious about the progress of the new chapter, you're gonna have to wait a while.

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Sep
27th
2014

A set back. · 3:29am Sep 27th, 2014

I had to scrap this chapter for it's sheer absurdity and clicheness. Here it is.

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Sep
23rd
2014

A for Effort, because why the hell not? · 10:20am Sep 23rd, 2014

Going to try to get Negative Thoughts reviewed by that 'A For Effort' group. Helps boost my confidence. (might as well not hide it, I'm a fucking attention whore, but aren't we all?)

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Sep
18th
2014

A couple of explanations... · 9:57am Sep 18th, 2014

It's important to note currently I'm in ninth grade, fourteen years old, and currently going through a bit of family problems. Don't worry my friends, you can still fantasize about my handsome visage. But those 'family problems'? Their a pretty big obstacle in my writing. Also, for fucks sake writing this chapter is hard. Anyways, currently the only time i can write besides on this toaster of a fucking laptop is the weekends. So in other words, i'm FUCKED right now. School isn't much of a

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