A set back.

I had to scrap this chapter for it's sheer absurdity and clicheness. Here it is.

"Hello." A old sounding voice whispered to me. I opened my eyes, only to find myself shrouded in a thick white fog. I let out a surprised breath I didn't know I was holding. Swinging around, I looked at my surroundings. "Do not fret, I am only here for you're cooperation." The same voice said to me. I slowed my movements. I couldn't see it anywhere. "Thank you. It's hard to concentrate with all you're bopping around." A chuckled came out of the heavy mist. I frowned.
"The fuck is going on?" My voice echoed out into the serene atmosphere. I couldn't hear anything but the fading noise as it slowly died.
"Well, I decided this was the perfect opportunity to make my self aware to you. Would have done it sooner, but I wanted you up and running as fast as possible." It said in a business fashion.
"Yeah well, good fucking job. You made yourself known, now fuck off so I can sleep." I said angrily. I wasn't all that tired to be honest, but I just...Don't want to talk this fuck.
"I request you give the same respect to me as I do to you, sir." It said a bit patiently, as if dealing with a child. 'Fucking dick.'
"Well, what do you expect from me?" I said, calming down a bit. A sigh came from the mystical douchebag that was in my head. Oh wait, that's me.
"I expect so-" A cheery voice interrupted him.
"Whatcha doin' guys?" I literally could FEEL the shit eating grin that came from the voice.
"Oh god, not him..."
"So have you talked to the ape yet zombie master pony?" A deep annoyed sigh came from the wise voice.
"Yes, NOW SHUT UP DAMNIT!" A screeching noise in my head caused me to grasp at my skull. A 'ow' escaped from my mouth.
"Stoppppp..." a pained groan came from me. In case you didn't know, whatever those fucks say bounces around inside my skull. It hurts.
"Oh...Sorry there old chap."
"Yeah! We're sorry mister ape!" I grimaced. I didn't like either of them, guess I'll have to find a way to get rid of them soon.
"Anyways, as I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted, I have shown myself to you so I don't have to do something we'll both regret. Now, I'm going to ne-"
"Get the fuck on with it already god damnit!" I screamed.
"Okay okay! Remember those 'zombies' you ran into at that tunnel?" I sighed. Of fucking course.
"Are you kidding me? Does this mean I'm just some fucking zombie then?!" I said angrily.
"No nonono, not if you cooperate with me Nifty. See, I've been looking back into you're history quite a bit." I really hope he didn't find the porn. No wait, I hope he did. Maybe that'll scare him straight? Heh. "Listen to me Nifty, Monk, whatever you want to be called. I want you to work for me." He said with finality, his echoing words in my skull leaving me an intense awkward silence between us. I didn't know what the hell was going on, and I really just wanted these creepy fucks to go away. Alas, I thought about it for a while. And a little more. And more. Well, he hasn't really proven that he can zombify me so...
"How do I know you can even do jack shit? For all I know, you could be trapped inside me." I said, hoping I called him on his bluff. A ringing came from my head, causing me to cover my eyes and fall to my knees.
"Enough proof for you?" I let out a groan. What a fucking asshole.
"Yeah! You better listen to Mr Zombie Master Thingy, I'm living evidence of his abilities!" I rolled my eyes.
"Fine, for fucks sake. I'll do what you ask...assholes." I heard a satisfied 'hmph' from the posh fuck face that just had to ruin my sleep. Agh, why do I always get the god damn short stick?
"Good. We'll get started soon. Oh, and you can thank me for supplying you with the energy you needed to recover." He said in a business fashion.
"Does that mean you made my body heal itself?" I asked rather quickly. My eyes stared into the white mist around me, as if I was looking at him.
"Well...I only fed you energy. Dark magic. Is it unusual for you to heal so quickly?" I didn't hear that annoying cheerful voice anymore for some reason. I want to say that I was concerned about it - my body changing and what not, but to be honest, I was sort of excited. I don't know why I was, but the idea of my body adapting and evolving, well, it's sorta bad ass. Aw, fuck it. It was fucking bad ass. Still didn't know what the hell dark magic is though.
"The fuck is dark magic? Is it like, bad ass magic?" I said excitedly. I sensed a shrug come from the snob that was stuck in my head.
"Well...It's different from chaos magic and harmony magic. I'm not sure what its exactly made of..." Typical. This guy might be poisoning my body for all I fucking know. Still bad ass though. "But don't worry, it really...um...shouldn't affect you're body too much. Don't worry, you won't turn into one of those mutant thingies inside those boxes from your old world." The posh fuckhead in my cranium said to me.
"So...The fuck are we gonna do?" I asked. He let out a sigh.
"Worry about it later. Talking to you and keeping this hyper moronic degenerate from shattering our skulls with his absurdly high voice is quite tiring. "Not to mention your mind is more unstable than your world's economy.."

Pretty fucking bad, I know. I'm starting on my normal track though, might incorporate that guy. Maybe. Probably not though.