I write things for you to enjoy. So please, enjoy.
I'm an idiot with no life, so please ignore me. Why are you still here? Go away! No not there! No the closet your making a mess of my clothes! Why did you bring a search party!?
Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?