I submitted my Nicki Minaj fic and it still doesn't have the go-ahead from the mods. Dafuq? I could go on a long tirade on this issue but I'm going to wait another maybe 12 hours before I do so.

Swag.

Sup, nig-nogs? Recently, the parasprite issued out a challenge for anyone reading this post to review the fic How An Actual Human Vs. Pony War Would Go and I'm going to take it up. I've never done a review before so this should be fun.

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Time for a muthafukkin' comeback, niggas. It's in the works, but it probably won't take me till this weekend to finish.

If you've been following my blog posts, you'd know which fatass bitch I'm gonna include in this shit.

Hey guys, I just wanna say, I'm glad that through this whole FIMFiction journey I've stayed true to my style. I don't write mindless clop to satisfy the fetishes of the masses, nor do I do romantic shipping seriously just to get attention. My style is never going to change, and it's something to celebrate, really.

And what is my style, you say? Why, it's to write fiction starring my favourite mainstream rappers and then posting it on several groups to catch the attention of readers.

The voting system needs an overhaul.

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It warms my black nigga heart to see so many neckbeards on this site revealing their faces for the ice bucket challenge.

Chronicles of Spike: The Motto is now complete. Here's the new chapter link: HERE. I guess.

And I found this.

Shit. This is fuckin' perfect. (I'd have loved to link the music video but it's probably going to be too nsfw for everyone, so whatever.) It's the perfect mix of big booty hoes, slutty whores, black bitches, and big booty hoes, just to put emphasis. Nicki Minaj might just be getting my ass back on the writing board for a new story. Call it, 'Anaconda in Equestria' or some shit.

I did say that I was going to stage a comeback. But with Meeester and his gang of mods patrolling the hood, it's kinda hard fo' a nigga to sell the kush, know what I'm sayin'?