My Swag Post is late, but who the fuck cares when my swag is really that powerful? Anyway, I want to talk about this shit, as it's proof that Drake is better than Eminem.

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Yolo swag, I finally got a job at the diner which throws away them cheese coated plates. I'm crying on the street and praising Based Wayne at the top of my voice, I'm so happy at where my swag has gotten me. But yeah, the boss was giving me faces when I was doing this and I have a feelin' I might get fired soon, but who the fuck cares, that's the motto... yolo, fuck the haters, get the money.

"So long as my bitches love me. Couldn't give a fuck 'bout no hater long as my bitches love me." -Drake in Good Kush and Alcohol by Lil Wayne ft. Future and Drake.

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In life, there are only three Ps: Pussy, Pounds, and Pot. or Cs: Cunts, Cash and Cush. or Ds: Dbitches, Dmoney, Dweed.