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bahatumay


Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Apr
1st
2022

Got pranked by my phone this morning · 4:52pm Apr 1st, 2022

Plugged it in, went to sleep, and woke up to find it dead. It didn’t charge last night. And then it didn’t want to charge or turn on this morning, either.

Yay, good prank, phone... we’re all laughing here... you really got me good... :ajbemused:

It finally did turn on (after literally an hour of checking the plug to make sure it was in right), so that was a fun way to start the day. Hope that’s the weirdest thing I’ll see today (but I think we all know it won’t be).

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Oct
23rd
2021

Another Secret · 12:01am Oct 23rd, 2021

Do you remember what happens when somepony tries to keep Secrets?

There’s another secret going around, and like all secrets, it’ll come out when you least expect it.

EMoon Trance: A Secrets Side-story
Vinyl Scratch wants to ask out Octavia. Instead, she gets a peek into a hidden world she didn't know existed.
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Oct
18th
2021

My First G5 Story! · 11:02pm Oct 18th, 2021

I’m on a roll! don’t get used to it

Something light and fluffy to start with. I’m sure we’ll see plenty of grimdark fics popping up soon enough, but for now, enjoy two princesses just having fun being sisters.

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Oct
1st
2021

Another story completed? · 6:09am Oct 1st, 2021

So my bio currently reads “Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take four years to finish a story.” Well, I’ve done one better.

I had the original idea for A Week in the Rainbow Factory seven years ago. :rainbowderp:

Couple more thoughts below the break.

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Apr
11th
2021

I finished a story? · 6:33am Apr 11th, 2021

So I decided to enter a contest, as I often do. But this time, I actually finished the story on time. Last hour of the last day; but technically on time.

I should probably buy a lottery ticket or something.

Also 15k words is nowhere near enough I’d call this a hill I’m willing to die on but 15k is more of a molehill T.T

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Mar
4th
2021

Nine Years · 11:00pm Mar 4th, 2021

Nine years. I've been on this site for 9 years. :derpyderp2:

It’s kinda crazy to think about. G5 is coming out soon, and all I can think about is how I still have a couple stories buried in my drive somewhere based on S1 headcanons (I would have called Pinkie’s sisters Ignacia “Inkie” Josephine Pie and Baralinka “Blinkie” Marie Pie).

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Sep
23rd
2019

Secrets · 2:35pm Sep 23rd, 2019

Hoping to get this next chapter posted by tonight!

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Apr
7th
2019

The Beginning of the End · 3:00pm Apr 7th, 2019

I was still partway through season 7 when I dropped off watching the show. I got busy, life happened, and it’s not nearly as fun watching alone. But then one day my kid was getting restless and I figured, it’s a good show, maybe this will distract her.

It didn’t work as well as I’d hoped (but she did stop running around for all the songs that played). But I was distracted. I’d forgotten how much I loved this show. Ended up binging the whole 8th season in two days.

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Feb
26th
2019

Fanfiction Lines Out of Context · 1:43am Feb 26th, 2019

My wife just walked by as I wrote the line, “You’re trading blood for bras?” and I swear it makes sense in context but with no context...

Well, she hasn’t said anything yet. :scootangel:

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Feb
17th
2019

Catching Up (kinda) · 7:49pm Feb 17th, 2019

I finally got around to watching the My Little Pony Movie. It only came out, what, a year and change ago? :twilightsheepish:

I liked it. I thought it was fun, I liked the animation style and how fluid it was, I liked the songs, I thought it was clever to see the contrast between Twilight and Spike / Tempest and Grubber, and I kept catching little details in the background. I think it’s one of those movies you have to watch a couple times to catch all the references they threw in.

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