Guys, don’t hex the moon. · 11:01pm Jul 19th, 2020
It’s not going to end well for anybody.
Here’s a twitter thread about how some people already tried to hex it and now gods are mad.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
It’s not going to end well for anybody.
Here’s a twitter thread about how some people already tried to hex it and now gods are mad.
SAUTEÉD RADISHES WITH BACON AND ROSEMARY
RADISHES YOU CAN CONSUME
I’m spending my Fourth of July rebounding from a brief psychotic break. No one was hurt, everything’s fine.
More importantly though I have hot dogs and beans. I fucking love beans.
How are you spending yours?
These turnips are Great and Powerful.
I’m sure the Great and Powerful Trixie would appreciate you reading about her Great and Powerful turnips.
And I came across something very… odd, on the tagged story.
HOW DID I MANAGE TO LIVE THIS LONG
LIKE SERIOUSLY
I OVERDOSED A FEW TIMES AND EVEN WENT INTO A MONTH LONG COMA
HELL I EVEN GOT INTO A HIGH SPEED ACCIDENT
But life has slowed down and I’ve mostly gotten my shit together and somehow made it to 33.
Also restrictions have been partially lifted in NJ so I get to enjoy some outside dining with my mom tonight.
I also need shampoo, Aleve, and vape pods.
Happy birthday to me.
Wash your fucking hands.
This is the second time it’s happened this year and it’s such an annoying minor inconvenience.
I'm trying to find hot singles in my area to virtually communicate with don't remind me how depressing shit is rn
This is of the utmost importance.
Does this look tasty to anyone else besides me? Because I think this looks goddamned delicious.