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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Sep
3rd
2017

I got a Tarot Deck · 6:57pm Sep 3rd, 2017

He's a pocket-sized Smith-Waite deck.

His name is Nicholas, and he's a cheeky little thing.

I may do some free Tarot readings for people at some point in the near future.

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Sep
2nd
2017

So I didn't see Se7Ep16 until today... · 4:04pm Sep 2nd, 2017

Stuff happened and I had to wait...

Anyways, the flyders are a particularly nasty form of nightmare fuel. Frikken flying spiders.

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Aug
21st
2017

My Obligatory Post About the Eclipse. · 7:38pm Aug 21st, 2017

I made eclipse water!

Also I looked at the sun a lot.

...

I'm not that stupid, I did use eclipse glasses.

It was actually kinda boring, although it was interesting to feel the energies of the world during the event. Felt like the world kinda took a deep breath in before then held it until afterwards. Oh well, at least I can say that I've got a bottle of eclipse water to figure out what to do with.

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Aug
12th
2017

It's Hilarious. · 10:59pm Aug 12th, 2017

The new episode, Se7Ep14. I watched it. It wasn't terrible. Then I realized it was subtly taking a shot at all the complaints that the fandom has about the show, and I started laughing like the guy who cracked the code.

Seriously, if you haven't watched the episode yet (or if you have actually), watch it and pay close attention to the complaints from all the characters who are complaining about stuff.

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Jun
26th
2017

So... I've been thinking about writing something... · 2:52am Jun 26th, 2017

I've been thinking about trying to write a first-person stream-of-consciousness style fic. Just another little one-shot to add to my collection. I just have to come up with a decent idea that I can hammer out enough words for.

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Jun
1st
2017

Something Magickal. · 2:34am Jun 1st, 2017

Okay, before I say anything, I'm gonna give some background. So I'm a practicing chaos wizard (It's a certain kind of mindset, not a different kind of magick), and have done many successful evocations of different spirits and entities. I have a friend who has evoked things from H.P. Lovecraft's mythos, even though the entities that Lovecraft wrote about are considered fictional, as well as another friend who evoked Slaanesh from WH40K. I personally feel like the idea that all works of fiction

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May
30th
2017

Me being a whore. · 8:49pm May 30th, 2017

So you know my fic Equish Steel, or how Rarity Embraced the Metal? I've been working on a second chapter for it because I'm a whore. Progress has been slow, but hopefully I'll have it done by the weekend.

Seriously, I'm only writing a second chapter to whore viewership and likes. Not because I want to, but because I think it's somewhat funny in it's absurdity for me to do it.

Deal with it.

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May
22nd
2017

Equish Steel, or how Rarity Embraced the Metal · 7:12pm May 22nd, 2017

I did it! I wrote that silly little fic based off of that silly little scene in S7Ep9.
FICFICFICFICFICFICFIC

I'm not apologizing for it.

It's gonna be awesome!


~Crystalline Electrostatic~
15:12_5/22/2017

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May
22nd
2017

MLP Season 7 Episodes 9-11 [no real spoilers] · 5:57am May 22nd, 2017

So I was a bit behind, and decided to catch up.

First off, episode ten was awesome. Finally glad to see a princess episode that didn't take the piss.

Secondly, Rarity is a metalhead, or so I can infer from episode nine.

Third, yak feel annoyed at yak episode eleven. Yak know what yak talking about.

But back to the point:

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May
5th
2017

So someone did a reading of my fic. · 5:51pm May 5th, 2017

ForgottenDreams did a reading of my fic, The Light in an Eye.

He didn't do a bad job, and while it wasn't exactly how I would have done it if I were to do a reading of it, he did capture the atmosphere pretty well and his tone and pacing really build the suspense.

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