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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 171 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 238 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 253 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 265 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 291 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Jun
26th
2017

So... I've been thinking about writing something... · 2:52am Jun 26th, 2017

I've been thinking about trying to write a first-person stream-of-consciousness style fic. Just another little one-shot to add to my collection. I just have to come up with a decent idea that I can hammer out enough words for.

Ideally, I want to hit something around 7-8k words, which is right in my preferred sweet-spot of chapter length when I read fics, but I need to come up with an idea that I can make that long of a fic with. Especially since it will probably end up in present-tense, which will be a massive pain in the cock to reach my desired length...

...Wow, that was really poor phrasing. I could change it, but my sense of humor demands that it stay...

...Anyways, I need to think of a singular character - preferably one who is relatively easy to write without being a sellout-whore - and a nice little idea for storyboarding so I can plan out what I'm gonna do with them...

...That sounded dirtier than I meant too...

...And I should stop abusing ellipses as much as I do. I just don't know what went do seem to enjoy best pony, so maybe a simple πŸ†πŸ“•πŸ¦„ fic. And by πŸ†πŸ“•πŸ¦„, I mean Twilight Sparkle.

Also, I decided to not be (too much of) a whore, and as such will not be adding a second chapter to "Equish Steel, or how Rarity Embraced the Metal".

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