I can delay it no longer, it seems. Today, my parents will be seeing the loathsome performance from this past semester, and I'll likely not put fingers to keyboard for quite some time. Stories are on hiatus until further notice, which will likely be in the form of another blog entry. My apologies to everyone who's been asking me to proofread. Thank you for your understanding.

The can had been kicked.
My comeuppance has been delayed.
The meme has been perpetuated.
Still probably going to be in hot water before the week is through, though. I'll keep you all posted. Thank you for your understanding and (I hope) your support.

Sorry about that last blog post. Darn misclicks.

Anyway, I'm kind of on a precipice here. Depending on how the next, oh, six hours go, I might not be around for a long, long time. Or just a long time. Or, like, a week, tops. The future is wildly uncertain at the moment. Well, no more than usual, but...

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So in my messages last night, among the proofreading requests I'm going to have to get to today, I came across this request from one Trotting Madness:

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Well, after cocooning Celestia, laying the framework for the compleation of four of the Mane Six, and adding Pinkie's mother to my ever-growing list of ponies I've made into badasses, I got down about a thousand words of the next chapter, "Immune Response." And yes, as the name implies, Equestria doesn't just sit there taking it on the chin this chapter. Celestia, for example, has a discussion with a certain someone...

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It's funny how ideas can not develop as you'd expected them to. I had originally planned My Little Praetor to be a two-parter. Then three. Now I'm developing so many ideas for it that, once the current installment is complete, I'm going to spin off the whole thing into its own story. I honestly have no idea how long it's going to be, and I'm loving it.

In the meantime, have some pony praetors:

Rarity, Grand Synthesist 4WW
Legendary Creature — Unicorn Praetor
Vigilance

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To everyone who's been trying to get me to proofread their stuff: I'm sorry. I fell off the wagon, and when that happens, I tend to avoid the issue. This, of course, only makes it worse and makes me look not so much a flake as a rogue tectonic plate. Rest assured that I have hunkered down and am attacking my backlog as you read this. And, again, mea maxima culpa. I'd like to promise it won't happen again, but knowing me, there's no guarantee of that. Just know that, if in the future I

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Twilight has an attack of common sense!
Ditzy delivers a top-secret singing telegram!
Luna actually does something!
Shining Armor has no idea what's going on!
Pinkamena returns, and she's brought a friend...

And a Card of the Chapter double feature!

All this and more in the next story of Sideboard of Harmony: Wedding Bells of Velis Vel

(In case you can't tell, I'm excited about this one.)

Spoilers below. If you haven't seen A Canterlot Wedding, stop reading now.

To all who have just had their fanfictional worlds rocked by something in the finale, be it the unexplained presence of additional alicorns, Twilight's parents still being alive, or Lyra speaking, remember: Every story is a deviation from canon. How much it deviates is entirely up to you. In short:

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