Probability that I'm currently drunk or on drugs - 63.7%
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
Welcome one, welcome all, to the page where nothing gets done! i do hope you enjoy your stay, or if you'd prefer, be on your way. Have a good day, for some more stories are on their way!