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"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Feb
13th
2019

I tried to date myself.... · 2:48am Feb 13th, 2019

...but Mall security threw me out. Guess I shouldn't have tried to get to third base in the food court.:trollestia:

Enjoy this silly love song.

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Feb
11th
2019

It's the Month Of LURV! Here's why we are all fated to be lonely. · 1:31am Feb 11th, 2019

Trust me, this video is not as depressing as the title suggests.

As a creative person, the insights this video provides make perfect sense to me.

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Feb
7th
2019

Alicorn colds suck, but at least they're good for a laugh. · 3:09am Feb 7th, 2019

It's nice to see an MLP story from Hasbro that doesn't have a moral. Just a few minutes of good comedy. :rainbowlaugh:

Rainbow's malady reminds me of an old cartoon called "Gerald McBoingBoing" about a kid who only spoke in sound effects.
Am I the only one who was grossed out by Rarity tapping her hoof at what was essentially Twilight-snot?

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Feb
4th
2019

I need some comfort food. Hey! How about . . . · 1:20am Feb 4th, 2019

PUUUDDING! (2:20 is really eerie.)

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Jan
31st
2019

I might as well buy a trunk monkey.... · 2:21am Jan 31st, 2019

...since I'm spending my Bad Dragon money on a new radiator, coolant, and (possibly) a new gasket set.
It's a good thing I don't have to pay the rent for another two weeks or I would be screwed blue and true.

I hope your car is running better than the four-wheeled stone tablet at my house.

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Jan
15th
2019

Equus Mortis Chapter 7 (finale) is now on Youtube! · 1:37am Jan 15th, 2019

Since the story is rated M, this link just goes to his Youtube channel.

Zachmoviefan has finished the last chapter of my death-pony story! Pinkie gets what she deserves, Equus makes up his mind as to what his future career is going to be and also discovers how much fun it is to have two busted legs.:pinkiecrazy:

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Jan
13th
2019

Gabby Got Gagged! · 1:35am Jan 13th, 2019

This ought to keep her quiet.

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Jan
4th
2019

Never grow up. Never surrender. · 1:25am Jan 4th, 2019

Artemis is a good boy. Subscribe to his channel, as I have. :twilightsmile:

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Jan
1st
2019

2019, you had better suck (a little) less than today did! · 1:45am Jan 1st, 2019

Here's how much fun it is to own an old van.
My room mate stormed into the house, which wasn't that surprising, as he's as gruff and blustery as a Griffon. (No wonder I like him.:rainbowlaugh:) He told me that his van had stopped running, due to not having any motor oil, thirty miles from the house on the freeway. He had to catch a local train to get home. It seems that the guy who changed his oil forgot to put the oil cap back on. Yeah, you read that right.

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Dec
25th
2018

Merry Spidermas, everypony! · 6:34am Dec 25th, 2018

Spiderpy Clause is now on EQD! The responses to this little spider-filly have been mixed, ranging from "What the f:yay:k is wrong with you" to "Clever and creepy at the same time", but I don't mind.

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