tl;dr, I went and bought a cheap as chips laptop from my local pawn shop.

The ting is as old and slower than a playground full of special kids, but the idea is to finally make some headway with some long overdue writing. How long has it been, you ask?

Nine months. Nine freaking months since I've so much as opened my Gdrive folder. It is in much need of some dusting off.

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Six months and no updates or blogs, I feel bad for leaving you guys in the dark for such a long time without anything to read

Still haven't organized a new computer due to my sheer laziness as per the blog title, though I do plan on finally sorting one out when the savings account has more than virtual dust in it.

I have every intention of continuing horsewords for as long as reasonably possible, so don't you worry your pretty little heads.

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OK, so, it's been two months since the last story update and not keeping you guys up to scratch has been eating at me, so I'm just keeping you fellas in the loop.

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So, here's the story. Last night when i went to play some Dead Island Riptide, one of my favourite zombie games, it crashed mid-load, forcing me to restart my computer. When I booted the system back up, all the software drivers for the hardware components, including but not limited to: graphics card, speakers and headphones (sound in general), stopped working.

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It's been a goal of mine to be interviewed on a podcast like so many other well known authors on this site, and now it's finally happening! B_25 invited me and various others as part of a 24 hour stream where 24 people will be interviewed by 24 hosts!

Here's your chance to ask me all kinds of questions and otherwise get me to look like an idiot for your entertainment!

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Alright my horsey homies (homie is Kiwi slang for a collective group of friends), I think it's time to make the second blog post this year!

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Recently, a fellow user by the name of MrNumbers posted a blog about FiM's fading erotica writing community, as the title of this blog suggests, (which I swiped from An Intricate Disguise with his blessings). MrNumbers even goes so far to say that, and I'm paraphrasing here for comedy's sake, "Fictional cartoon horse porn is damaging gender representation".

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This'll come a bit early to a few of you guys in other countries, but it just turned 25th in NZ!

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas!

Womb Evacuation Day, Womb Eviction day, or whatever you want to call it, today is the day I turn 27! Or Level Up to level 27, heh.

Art kindly gifted by Evomanaphy!

OK guys and gals, I'm gonna keep this short.

My ability to write clop has been on the decline for a while, and it's since gotten to the point where it has ceased to be fun to write. Every time I've sat down to put something into what would've been the third and last chapter, I haven't been able to muster the motivation and interest to make any progress on it.

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