Pinkie pie is a doctor. Not a doctor of the body, mind you, but a doctor of the mind. Her patients? As weird as they come. (One thinks that her personal relationships are in the direct interest of princess Celestia.) This is the everyday life of a pony psychiatrist.

So first off you got this pony Vinyl Scratch. Who has a terrible secret! Then you got this mare Octavia, who... doesn't want to bother people? Just read it.

PS. It's my first fan fiction. Be gentle.