Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Just a humble pony writing stories. https://twitter.com/#!/Fluttermommy

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?