Hugh Mann is a man of his word. A Masseuse who was happy to move in with a mysterious girl friend had wound up getting cold feet. Sadly, he's overestimated his ability to put himself in another pony's shoes. Now he is stranded in a land where magical accidents are common occurrence, celestial bodies don't move themselves, and the only way to get home, when he's not giving clients a massage, is by delving into dungeons and going on perilous fantasy adventures. Trying to build his rep as a good masseuse in Equestria has gotten synonymous with wandering hero.

What would Princess Luna have done if she had been in Celestia's shoes? Roles reversed, the world has an alternate universe where Magic is Jealous of Science. Ponies can literally smell industrialization in the air and what starts out as a movie shoot becomes a quest led by one crazy pony who might not be what she seems, told from the eyes of a blank flank actress named Fancy Fizz.