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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Mar
22nd
2014

Apple Bloom's song for Luna. · 3:18am Mar 22nd, 2014

You have come by way of sorrow
You have come by way of tears,
But you'll reach your destiny
Meant to find you all these years...

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Mar
20th
2014

What if someone wrote fantasy like Hemingway? · 2:47am Mar 20th, 2014

What if someone already did…

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Mar
18th
2014

"Oh Captain! My Captain!..." · 12:23am Mar 18th, 2014

Art by the most excellent SophieCabra, whom you should visit here.

And while we're on the subject, why not:

Twilight as Spock from Classic Trek, with Rainbow Dash as Kirk

And Applejack as McCoy: "Y'aint got no blood pressure t'speak of, y'goldurn pointy-horned galoot!"

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Mar
17th
2014

“Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.” · 1:33am Mar 17th, 2014

It’s hard to watch a character making the mistakes you’ve made, knowing the price he’ll have to pay. It’s hard to watch a character avoiding the mistakes you’ve made, knowing the price he’ll have to pay for that.

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Mar
16th
2014

For no damn reason other than it made me smile: · 12:43am Mar 16th, 2014

T. Rex (of "Bang a Gong" fame) and classic movie dance scenes:

Hope everybody's having a rockin' Saturday night!

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Mar
15th
2014

Pardon me for being old on the Internet but... · 2:45pm Mar 15th, 2014

...how does one insert a cut tag in one's post?

I keep trying but my lolcats just won't go through the intertubes right, even when I type their instructions IN ALL CAPS SO THEY ARE CLEAR.

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Mar
12th
2014

Horse truths! Nudity! Dr. Seuss! · 1:49am Mar 12th, 2014

WTF Dr. Seuss?

FY Dr. Seuss:

The true, historical and accurate account of how the ancient and noble Anglo-Saxon family of Godiva discovered the Seven Horse Truths known today as common sayings--and found love along the way. With genealogical tables:

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Mar
8th
2014

Interlude: "Pyrrhic Victoria" · 2:08am Mar 8th, 2014

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Mar
6th
2014

Hwaet, y'all. · 11:21pm Mar 6th, 2014

Harsh that hearing for Houston the Raven:
Fools had enfeebled the fortress at Bexar,
Leaving it lacking and looted the while
Hordes were sweeping swift on his land,
Hell-bent to crush him. The cunning old prince
Did not though, despair at danger's onrushing;
Hardy with peril, he held it, perused it,
Reading each rune of it. Reaching the facts, he
Thumbed through his thanes and thought of the one
Whose guts and grey matter were grafted most neatly.

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Mar
5th
2014

"Seen some strange critters come out th' Everfree. Eeyup." · 10:54pm Mar 5th, 2014

There are dreams that repeat themselves. Of this class is one of my own, which seems sufficiently singular to justify its narration, though truly I fear the reader will think the realms of sleep are anything but a happy hunting-ground for my night-wandering soul...

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