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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • Saturday
    Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit

    Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

    Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

    Thanks!

    3 comments · 26 views
  • 2 weeks
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 75 views
  • 7 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

    Read More

    0 comments · 59 views
  • 16 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

    Read More

    3 comments · 95 views
  • 16 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 60 views
Mar
12th
2014

Horse truths! Nudity! Dr. Seuss! · 1:49am Mar 12th, 2014

WTF Dr. Seuss?

FY Dr. Seuss:

The true, historical and accurate account of how the ancient and noble Anglo-Saxon family of Godiva discovered the Seven Horse Truths known today as common sayings--and found love along the way. With genealogical tables:



Originally published in 1939, it bombed and was remaindered. Reissued in 1987 it sold millions, thus illustrating the principal: "If at first you don't succeed, become a beloved children's author and remarket your scandalous early work."

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Comments ( 3 )
RBDash47
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It is profoundly weird seeing nudes in Seuss's style.

Um.

Yeah I got nothin'.

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