Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

I'm a little bit too obsessed with a certain Spirit of Chaos.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

Have you seen a little girl? She just turned seven last month? Short, black hair?

I draw, write, and also work a graveyard shift so I will upload whenever I get the opportunity.