Ponyville is free of the literary villains accidentally summoned during the Bookworm Affair, but the Mane Six missed the most dangerous one of all: Kaa. And he's hungry...for alicorns. Can Twilight stop him, or will she become one more entree?

Yes, this is a comedy. No, it's not that kind of story. You know. That kind. Rated T for Teen just in case.

To her everlasting shame, Twilight saw her friends knew, from her expression alone. She heard herself speak the words We have a decision to make but they barely registered. Some disassociated part of Twilight’s brain knew that she was going into shock, but didn’t know how to stop it, or even if she should.

Yet the Elements of Harmony were in agreement.

Princess Celestia learns that, after a royal wedding, a Changeling invasion, and a investiture of a princess, Equestria is running short of money. A small loan from the neutral banks of Germaneigh would take care of the problem, and Celestia sends Luna and Twilight Sparkle to negotiate for the loan. Unfortunately, the Griffin Kingdom would love to see Equestria go bankrupt, and will stop at nothing to see the loan fail--including murder.

Nobody said being an alicorn princess would be easy...

Two agents--Bill Collins of the ATFE and Tina Mattson of the FBI--are assigned to investigate just what happened the night of the Fall Formal at Canterlot High. They're confronted with students claiming that one of them, Sunset Shimmer, became a demon and nearly destroyed the school, only to be stopped by one Twilight Sparkle. Yet there's no record of Twilight Sparkle's existence, and Sunset Shimmer herself seems to be an enigma. With Sunset Shimmer in custody on suspicion of terrorism, Collins and Mattson try and learn the truth...only to find that some cases must never be solved, and some secrets must never be spoken--including their own.

Takes place immediately after the events of Equestria Girls.

After Trixie's second humiliation at the hooves of Twilight Sparkle, she once more went into self-imposed exile. Given her enslavement of Ponyville, Celestia has reservations about letting the charlatan unicorn go, but Twilight assures her mentor that Trixie has learned her lesson in the power of friendship.

Twilight is wrong. When Trixie returns, it will not be about how magic should be used or about amulets. It's about having nothing to lose and survival, and only one of the unicorns--Twilight or Trixie--is walking away from this one.

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