"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Hello!

Just another face in the crowd...

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I beat that bitch's ass.

What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...

I like cats.