Internet.

IRL:

At least, kinda. Old Spongebob was awesome.

... I think I turned her into a Sabaton fan.

Last night was fucking epic.

That is all.

This week is awesome confirmed.

Oh, wait. You don't know what Orks are?

Well, I can help fill in some gaps.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders

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I make intros for RPs in case I ever get into them. Here's one such intro.

Imperial Lord Captain Rupert Morrison stood on the vast, monolithic bridge of the Retribution-class battleship Holy Indignation, hands clasped and arms behind his back as he watched the bridge officers relax on simple, plush seats set in front of screens. The day so far had been simple, relaxed, and, to be blunt, stale.

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As some of you were aware, there was an... Incident involving the user Harley Quinn and I two days ago. To nutshell it: Harley developed feelings for me after I comforted her because of what happened to Jules, her dog. I didn't think it was a major thing, though; I thought it was temporary. I told her that a friend of mine on Steam is my GF now, and... Well, she thought I betrayed her. Don't get me wrong here, folks: I regret the pain I've caused her. I truly do; nobody deserves to be hurt like

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I bring to thee a passage describing Rathus, my Plague Marine! Post advice and thoughts below!

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