D U E T O T H E F A C T T H A T H E F E A R S W H A T H E H A S C R E A T E D

To all who have served: We are beholden to you. Thank you for going above and beyond the call of duty for our country, and for keeping us safe from the enemies beyond our shore.

No words can express our gratitude.

Trump is gonna be president. HOORAY FOR:

1. Climate change not existing.

2. Homophobia.

3. Islamophobia.

4. Misogyny.

5. Stupidity.

6. Racism.

7. I can't keep going.

If you can't take me not liking him, don't turn my comments into a warzone.

I voted on Saturday.

Well, there's no hiding it. This woman has me under her spell!

She's a fucking amazing person; we've been at it for five days. To a long relationship!

... Even so, this battle isn't fair in the slightest.

I mean, it's a Space Marine Terminator. How's Overwatch gonna pierce his Tactical Dreadnought Armor?

FLEENTSTONES?!