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So far, my reviews have consisted of comedic thrashings of some of Fimfiction's more terrible bits of literature that do not even deserve said title, nor even my review designating them as not. Today I come to those of you who read my blogs with a different title, one of which I put a lot of time into reading, and couldn't have enjoyed it more.

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Honestly, I think the tag is there to mark pointless stories that have absolutely no merit behind them at all.

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So, I'm conscious, but I'm not leaving the hospital any time soon.

If that image is too big, just click this link. Same thing, just scaled to fit.

That's not counting the two more IVs on my sides. All are feeding me morphine but the left, which is feeding me a cocktail of medicine that's supposed to negate the nausea caused by the morphine.

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Look at all the stuff I got going on. Wooo!

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By now I think that the people who actually enjoy reading these blogs where I tend to bitch about a lot of things have noticed that I like to pick stories in the featured box which are currently popular, and I'm generally not too nice to them. It's not that I hate everything; it's just that nearly everything new is bad.

No, seriously, I don't hate everything.

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So, here and there, I'll go and click on a story in the featured box that I KNOW I won't like, and I find this rather torturous towards myself. Still, I don't know why I do it.

Well, I figured--if I'm gonna read the damned thing, I might as well write a review about it and post it on my blog to share my dislike of things with others because I like to be loud like that.

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yeah, I know. I've been on this site for two years now.

In all honesty, I don't know what to say. That is completely and utterly ridiculous.

I mean, just let that sink in for a moment. Two. years.

Fuck. I need a girlfriend or something.

Okay, now, for the most part, I have been out of the actual literature zone for a long time. I've kind of been into ponyfiction so long that I've forgotten what real literature is like.

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Wonderful Attire

This story is dark as shit, folks. Which is why you should all read it for me then tell me how terrible of a person I am!

Or at least rate it based on content. Anyways, I'm going to sit here staring at my computer screen and hoping for notifications.