The world has changed a lot in just a century. Cheerilee and her sidekick Golden Ring must fight terror in a modern world, and as they say, you have to fight fire with fire...
TNaB: So, how are we going to challenge Cheer and Golden for this chapter? We've thrown vampire hunters, monsters, and even other vamps at them and they're still batting a 1000. BT: We've got all that technology in this setting, we haven't really used that as an antagonist against our vamp girls. Discord: Magnets, how do they work? TNaB: Did you just Meme reference us? BT: No no no, this could work. She's got all that metal in her, and if equestria knows about electrical currents then a magnetic field isn't beyond them. TNaB: Okay, but even if they pin her down with more metal how are they going to get at her heart? Ya know, to kill her. Discord: Chainsaw, cuts through a pony like a hot giraffe through butter. TNaB: I'm beginning to see why they sealed you in concrete. Discord: Whaaaaaat? It's fiction, it's not like I'm doing the cutting. Besides, you have your characters swallow high powered acid to feign eating. And you call me weird. BT: Shut up, writing now. . .
...But what they didn't expect was that she could regrow her entire body, from head and down. Cheerileee killed everypony and lived happily ever after ^3^
Oh boy. Let's see how Cheerilee handles decapitation.
One of the few times I've read a story I've seen on the front page, glad I wasn't disappointed.
3354322 She's been working up her blood control, maybe this'll be an opportunity for her to level up that skillset a bit more.
3354387 Thanks! Glad you could join us just as things are getting interesting.
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Awesome, thanks!
...wait, front page?
3355466 The front page of fimfiction.net, in the updated stories section.
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Ah, okay. Thanks, I wasn't sure about what you meant by front page.
TNaB: So, how are we going to challenge Cheer and Golden for this chapter? We've thrown vampire hunters, monsters, and even other vamps at them and they're still batting a 1000.
BT: We've got all that technology in this setting, we haven't really used that as an antagonist against our vamp girls.
Discord: Magnets, how do they work?
TNaB: Did you just Meme reference us?
BT: No no no, this could work. She's got all that metal in her, and if equestria knows about electrical currents then a magnetic field isn't beyond them.
TNaB: Okay, but even if they pin her down with more metal how are they going to get at her heart? Ya know, to kill her.
Discord: Chainsaw, cuts through a pony like a hot giraffe through butter.
TNaB: I'm beginning to see why they sealed you in concrete.
Discord: Whaaaaaat? It's fiction, it's not like I'm doing the cutting. Besides, you have your characters swallow high powered acid to feign eating. And you call me weird.
BT: Shut up, writing now. . .
And that's how Equestria was made!
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best comment ever, it's now official
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TNaB's wife: You forgot the Navy SEALs
True story.
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I don't think I've read that one yet. Not real big on the military.
3358239 What I mean is that she walked in during the conversation about chainsawing Cheerilee and things went downhillawesome from there.
Oooohshit, she is going to feel that one in the morning.
Aren't chainsaws metallic ?
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...that is, er, a good point, actually.
3372727>>3372973 It could be aluminum. Or, even if it was steel, the magnetism could just pull it towards Cheerilee more forcefully.
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Aluminium chainsaw with ceramic chain. Now that's badass.
Oooh. New cover art.
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Haha, thanks!
3382956 No problem, man. I do enjoy riffing stories, especially those I like.
...But what they didn't expect was that she could regrow her entire body, from head and down. Cheerileee killed everypony and lived happily ever after ^3^
Maybe she'll use her blood bending to attack her captors!