Nopony could remember a time when it had rained so hard. "Hmm." Twilight Sparkle said, "This...isn't water, it's acid. All the background ponies were then disintegrated from the acid Trixie tears. "I must find out where this is coming from!" Spike said, as he punched Pinkie Pie into the sun. Derpy Hooves yelled,
"NO! SHE WAS MY COUSIN! THIS HAS NO PARDON!" and turned into Derpzilla, who derped up the moon, which was now made of LAZERS and 4CHAN, (but it still counts as a moon) and threw it at Fluttershy, who turned into a shark from the impact.
"How does Rainbow Dash taste, Twilight?" Spike said, whipping around his tailsaw made of holy freakfire.
"Like some kid with wings." Twilight spit out two wings as she lifted up Fluttershark and fired her at Applejack's new truck, the resulting icefire engulfing half of the Multiverse in a rainbow cupcake.
Spike used his mailbreath to send the cupcake-verse to Lauren Faust, who rejected it and made a crossover of some sort. Needless to say, it was amaz-"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!"
Derpzilla smashed the corpse of the other multiverse half into the cupcake, smashing the multiverses together, leading to the ponies being smothered by obsessed Bronies.
"Twilight, you must ROCK THE FREAK OUT", said Princess Celestia, summoning Zamboni. Applejack drove Zamboni over Canada, sinking it, which revealed Fluttershark to be the second coming of Jesusatan, a creature worshipped by snowboard assassins and muffins.
Steven Magnate fixed the multiverse with a twist of his amazing moustache, with the one exception being there were Hipstamatic cameras raining over both Multiverseuniverses, which summoned a demonic iPod that enslaved the ponies until Hasbro took hold of the entire story.
"Want to come over for a tea party, Rainbow?" said Pinkie.
"Of course, my great friend!"
Then everything exploded.
I can't stop laughing
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wh...
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wha...
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what...
I have lost all mental stability.
HAH.
Like I had any to begin with.
I laughed.
I cried.
I flung my guitar into the fireplace.
BAHAHAHAHAHFJFRUABAHSHh
That...was... um.... how do I say this nicely.... special?
You said you were excepting Cameos? If so, can I appear in this story of pure awesome epicness?
this is random. I love it!
the original was better
This made PERFECT SENSE! Don't you agree Madame Le Flour?
Wow. That was better than the Ultimate Showdown.
This is killing me I'll have to read the rest!
Wow. That was beautiful. I don't even think I can handle it.
Best fanfic since 30Hs. Truly this is a comedic masterpiece. 6/10-IGN
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