Very promising set-up so far. Cute and funny, with a dash of sexy!

Big Mac sat quietly in the centre of the floor, trying not to touch anything. One false move and he was certain he’d send the whole airship crashing to the ground.

At least he would get back down...

As Big Mac’s eyes shifted in fear, the darker of the two creatures gently reached out and touched the earth pony’s quivering shoulder. “All this technology... it must be so frightening. Such a change from your primitive home planet.”

Awww...

“Please, understand, Big Mac,” Kyrie pleaded, “guys like you are why we got into this business! We bang aliens every day, but you are the cutest, sweetest, most desirable studmuffin we’ve seen in years.”

She is making declining very hard...

“We never distribute our products to primitive planets like yours. Your adventure will stay our little secret, and you’ll be paid 5,000 of your Equestrian bits for your trouble.”

He should still as for a private copy!

“But I want a copy o’ the film reel, just ta keep fer mahself. Otherwise I’m like ta think this was just a weird dream, like the time I banged Princess Luna.”

Good to see he had the same idea!
On a side note, what's the chance the Luna in his dream was more than just his imagination?

Only 5k? For Multiversal distribution? Ripoff! Gonna need royalties LOL

“Now that we have a record of you passing the Harkness Test"

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I understood that reference.