The Hero(Ine)
A lot of people say that the pursuit of power is the mark of villainy and evil. History and politics have events and circumstances that seem to reinforce this idea. However, in my opinion, I think there’s a price for power. For me, it was my hair…and my spirit. I have unlocked a great power to defeat any man or monster with one single punch, and honestly? It makes this hobby too easy.
What’s the point in being a hero for fun when there’s no fun in it? All I ever wanted was to feel the thrill of battle just one last time or just…anything. At least I got that last part, I think because honestly, the only emotion I’m feeling right now is…uh…weirded out….where are my fingers? Where is everyone? The space pirates, the other heroes, my hands? Did I…no way I would’ve felt pain or a cold feeling if my blood was drawn unless I was entirely destroyed by that weird alien psycho.
I think I might’ve broken something or really messed up myself because it feels like I have four legs. At least I’ve gained the ability to smell water, I guess. Better trek through this forest…
Saitama trotted through the wilderness on the outskirts of Ponyville, and, finding his way to the water with his new equine nose, the apathetic hero discovered a shockingly new revelation.
“Holy crap….I’m a horse….” he said exasperated, “.....maybe Boros changed me into a horse with his power, I guess?” the earth pony clasped his mouth as if his throat was spewing bile, “Am I a woman too now!?” she said in a rare moment of frustration and disbelief.
The earth pony examined her reflection, instinctively knowing that, in fact, she was a mare with a bit of relief that her costume was still attached to her and, unfortunately, her baldness too remained. Saitama stroked her bald head with his hoof feeling her soft white coat push against his hoof.
“This is really weird…but I’m sure the Hero Association has a fix to body changes like this, right?” Saitama thought as she traveled aimlessly down a lonely dirt road, “At least make me a boy horse right?” he pondered, attempting to rationalize and compromise with his current predicament.
A set of piercing screams echoed through the forest as Saitama’s ear twitched, immediately racing off toward the sound, a wave of relief washing over her knowing her powers still remained. Although she wondered how she could punch with no fists or hands. Maybe this was a blessing in a way. Perhaps the challenge Saitama always sought after was now given to him in this new form.
It didn’t take long for the formerly human superhero to stumble into a small village full of pony creatures screaming and running in terror as a large Centaur creature seemed to tear apart and effectively destroy the town in a fit of rage.
“TWILIGHT SPARKLE!” roared the towering creature, “WHERE ARE YOU? REVEAL YOURSELF, OR I WILL DESTROY EVERYPONY IN THIS VILLAGE AND WIPE THIS PUTRID TOWN OFF OF EQUESTRIA’S SURFACE!”
“No fair; why does he get hands?” muttered Saitama.
“ARE YOU SCARED? SCARED THAT I MANAGED TO TAKE ALL OF THE ALICORN MAGIC FROM YOUR PRECIOUS PRINCESSES?” cackled the monster, “WELL AREN’T YOU GOING TO BE THE PRINCESS THAT YOUR PONIES NEED OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CRUSH A FEW PONIES TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!?”
Saitama squinted disapprovingly at the monster, “Ok…that’s totally a monster,” he thought to himself, “At least I can still be a hero…and if I remember correctly, alicorns are magical…maybe he’s super powerful.”
Her heart pulsated in excitement as a smile grew across the mare’s face, “Maybe he’ll be a challenge….”
The little earth pony trotted up before the giant red monster, “Hey.” casually greeted the formerly human hero.
The large red centaur was taken aback by the plain-looking pony’s forwardness, quickly noting her yellow costume and red boots. A devious smile curled on his lips as he erupted in laughter, “What’s this!? Did Nightmare Night come early this year!? What is the meaning of this? Are you TRYING to get yourself killed, powerless earth pony!?”
“You said you were powerful, but all I see is just a brute trashing a small town with strength alone…why don’t you pick on someone your own size,” Saitama said lamely.
The centaur was befuddled, hunching over to meet the pony’s eyes, “Are you trying to get yourself killed? NOPONY COULD HANDLE MY POWER; NOW STEP ASIDE OR PERISH!”
Saitama quickly snapped up on her back legs as she cocked her right front leg and made a punching motion with her front leg, slamming her hoof into the creature's chest and sending the beast flying into the air and out of the village.
Saitama looked at her steaming hoof as she fell backward, losing her balance after a moment of being on her back legs, “Oh…guess he wasn’t that powerful after all...” she said with a disappointed tone.
“D-do you even know who that was!?” shrieked a mare peering behind from a pile of rubble.
“.....no….was he a hero? Wait are you guys secretly evil?” Saitama asked, now feeling a bit nervous that he potentially pumbled a fellow hero.
“N-no! That was Lord Tirek! He’s trying to steal all of Equestria’s magic so he can destroy the world as he knows it and rule over these lands with an iron fist!”
“Oh… ok.” nodded Saitama.
A large beam of orangish red magic collided with Saitama from above, creating a crater where she stood as the mare felt herself slammed into the dirt as an unbearable heat encompassed her entire being. Before, the mare was lying on a pile of soil and rock in a few feet deep in a hole.
Tirek fell from the sky as he crashed into the crater and stood over Saitama, “I don’t know what magic you possess, earth pony, but a mere distraction like yourself isn’t enough to stop ME!”
Saitama slowly blinked, “....So you’re Tirek, right? That’s what that horse told me.”
Tirek gritted his teeth as he clenched his fists, “DON’T YOU DARE PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW OF MY TERRIBLE POWER PONY; I HAVE CLAWED MY WAY FROM THE PITS OF TARTAR-”
“Wah wah wah, you’re really starting to bore me…” complained the mare as she slowly climbed onto her hooves and limbered up, “It’s always the same thing with you monsters no matter where I go. Spare me your speeches and shut up and fight.”
Tirek threw his fist toward the mare as Saitama quickly caught the creature’s massive fist with her tiny hoof, easily holding Tirek’s immense strength back.
Tirek strained as he stared at the pony beneath him with disbelief, “What is the meaning of this!? What spell or magic is this!?”
Saitama glanced around the destroyed village, “....you think this place has a market?....Or had one before you showed up.”
Tirek growled before pulling his fist away, “Pathetic little earth pony, you think your jokes are funny!?”
Saitama looked up at Tirek, “I wasn’t joking…lets finish this up so I can get something to eat. I’m starving….”
Tirek charged a massive beam of powerful magic in between his horns as his blood boiled red hot, insulted and shocked by the sheer dismissive nature of this one single earth pony, “Your head will be ripped from your body, earth mare….”
Saitama hobbled on her back legs before jumping up to meet the centaur’s face, “Consecutive Normal Punches,” the mare said calmly before unleashing a flurry of ‘normal’ punches into the monster's face.
Tirek felt his face twist as he felt his jaw break and be forcibly put back in place by these ‘normal’ punches, quickly firing his hyper beam of magic into the pony before clasping at his face, feeling something warm pour from his nose and mouth….his…blood?....this pony made him BLEED?
Saitama flew backward, crashing through several houses, walls, windows, and furniture as she pondered what to have for dinner later. Again pulling herself up from the rubble, she shook off whatever dirt or debris managed to attach itself to her body. Taking note of her now tattered cape.
“Oh…you tore my cape.”
Tirek adjusted his jaw as he flicked the blood off his fingertips, “Perhaps I have underestimated you, pony, but now I see you have left me no choice but to use the raw power of the Sun and Moon Goddess...” the centaur raised his arms as the sky changed from day to night. The sun and moon swirled in the sky as day and night changed seamlessly.
Saitama looked up at the sky changing rapidly, raising her brow at the beautiful cycle of day and night moving so seamlessly despite the chaos and unnatural nature of it all, “Ok.”
Tirek summoned all of his magical ability and energy into a massive orb several feet tall and wide that burned wildly like an uncontrolled ball of flame, its flames flickering with the colors of the rainbow.
Saitama’s gaze darkened, “I guess it’s time to get serious…” she’d awkwardly hoisted herself on her back legs before sprinting toward the beast leaping up into the air as she cocked her front legs back, “Killer Move: Serious Series, Two-Handed-er…Two-Hoof?...Hooves...Two-Hooved Serious Punch.”
Tirek grasped the celestial magic ball of fire with his hands, its heat and power singeing his palms as he grit his teeth and winced, screaming with all of his might, he slammed the massive orb into the mare, "I WON'T BE BEATEN BY THE LIKES OF YOU, PERISH!"
A massive white light blinded onlookers as a gigantic explosion of color erupted with a colossal aftershock blowing an enormous gust of air. Standing before Ponyville was the single bald mare with a steaming set of hooves standing on her back legs.
“...I think I overdid it.”
Tirek strained his once pronounced muscular figure gone; all that remained was a shriveled and gray creature dying in the freshly formed crater the two had created from their brief and deciding encounter.
The monster let out a labored breath as he spat a wad of blood-infused mucus, “...What are you?... How could you defeat me with just punches…I had….I had the power….of the alicorn’s and all of the unicorns in Equestria were drained of their magic…how?....who are you?”
Saitama carefully got down on her front hooves as she looked over at Tirek, blinking, “I’m just a hero for fun.”
Tirek laughed, slamming his fist weakly into the ground beneath him, “R-really?...heh….at least there is some humor in my death…..” the centaur said before letting out his last breath as his dull eyes stared lifelessly at Saitama.
Saitama winced as he trotted over and carefully closed his eyes, “Creepy.”
A massive portal opened as six ponies clad in jewelry stepped out, “Tirek! We-....what the heck happened here!?” cried the purple alicorn.
Several ponies would come out from the woodwork to cheer and exclaim the return of their Princess and their newfound savior.
Saitama sighed, “This is exactly what I didn’t want.”
“Don’t worry, Saitama!” cheered the pink pony, hopping over to the mare, “This is probably just a One-Shot!”
“Oh.... ok.”
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I feel like Saitama would actually hope it was an Isekai, because that would mean that someone actually defeated him.
Nightmare moon gets fisted
Well, it got featured (if the M rating is turned off). So, another chapter soon?)
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If it can cut through the smutfics then it'll have another (guaranteed) chapter. I should have been more specific I honestly forgot there was a SFW setting on the site. But don't worry, I might make another chapter on my own time.
This was better than it had any right to be. Although not sure how I feel about him being turned into a mare for... no reason lol. Regardless, great work. I would love to see a sequel.
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It got featured with NSFW turned on too, btw.
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Well. I guess it's time.
Great story. My only complaint is that I wished you kept him human.
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That was inevitable
I would love to see Saitama plow through the Storm King's army.
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It's in the title
One Punch Mare
Mmhmm.
Pinkie Poppins Perfect Pie.
Creo que antes de hacer esto, Tirek habría intentado robar la "magia" que creé que tiene Saitama habiéndose quedado desconcertado porque este no posee magia alguna, lo cual no tendría sentido para el ya que todo poni tiene magia y se desenvolvería la situación a como el autor decida, después un enfrentamiento a gusto y placer del autor.
Hay que recordar que las situaciones que provoca Saitama tienen comedia que suelen estar relacionadas con la situación actual, lo cual en esta historia sería su paradero, Tirek, donde esta la asociación de héroes y su pelea (creo sin concluir) con Boros. Saitama no se saca pensamientos de la nada que no están relacionados con lo que esta sucediendo en esos momentos ya que hacerlo lo saca del personaje en si y hace que no tenga sentido.
I think that before doing this, Tirek would have tried to steal the "magic" that I think Saitama has, having been baffled that he does not have any magic, which would not make sense to him since allponies have magic and the situation would unfold as the author decides, then a confrontation at the author's pleasure and pleasure.
It must be remembered that the situations that Saitama causes have comedy that are usually related to the current situation, which in this story would be his whereabouts, Tirek, where the association of heroes is and his fight (I think inconclusive) with Boros. Saitama doesn't get thoughts out of the blue that aren't related to what's happening at the time, as doing so takes him out of the character himself and makes it meaningless.
Error, fueron todos los ponis y Discord, no solo unicornios.
Wrong, it was all ponies and Discord, not just unicorns.
Otro error, en el momento en que Tirek está en Ponyville ya no hay ponis porque ya habían sido evacuados y con mayor razón ya que la pelea de Tirek y Twilight fue épica y muy destructiva y ya que estoy en esto, Tirek una vez obtuvo toda la magia de los alicornios por parte de Twilight no se va a buscarla sino que empieza a destruir todo lo que está a su paso lo cual debió haber sido lo que llamo la atención de Saitama en un primer lugar.
Another mistake, by the time Tirek is in Ponyville there are no ponies anymore because they had already been evacuated and even more so since the fight between Tirek and Twilight was epic and very destructive and while I'm at it, Tirek once got all Twilight's alicorn magic doesn't go looking for her but begins to destroy everything in its path which must have been what caught Saitama's attention in the first place.
Ahora que lo pienso, pudo haber sido un plot twist muy curioso que mientras la mane 6 estaban moviéndose para abrir el cofre Saitama entretiene a Tirek, teniendo estos un enfrentamiento similar al de Boros ya que Tirek es bastante inteligente y tiene toda la magia de Equestria a su disposición tomando bastante desprevenido a Saitama por ser la primera vez que se enfrenta a la magia, esto emocionaría a Saitama al principio de la pelea cansándose poco a poco al ver que la magia tampoco le afecta y mientras hay una charla entre estos 2 las mane 6 emergen del suelo y dando un discurso similar o el mismo al del canon terminando ellas por derrotar a Tirek, quitándole toda la magia y encerrándolo nuevamente en el Tartaro siendo Saitama un espectador de todo esto.
Now that I think about it, it could have been a very curious plot twist that while the 6 mane were moving to open the chest Saitama entertains Tirek, having a similar confrontation to Boros since Tirek is quite intelligent and has all the magic of Equestria at his disposal, taking Saitama quite off guard for being the first time he has faced magic, this would excite Saitama at the beginning of the fight, gradually getting tired when he sees that magic does not affect him either and while there is a conversation between these 2 the Mane 6 emerge from the ground and give a speech similar to or the same as the one in the canon, ending up by defeating Tirek, taking away all his magic and locking him up again in Tartarus, Saitama being a spectator of all this.
Translated by Google.
(Buena historia)
Hey finally another MLP OPM crossover!
“Don’t worry, Saitama!” cheered the pink pony, hopping over to the mare, “This is probably just a One-Shot!”
No Pinkie,it's a One Punch