Earth pony magic has returned to Equestria. Sure, that may mean big plants sprouting underhoof... but what about those more 'famous', 'secretive' Earth-Pony skills... like sex?
“What is with these crazy dreams!?” Hitch groaned, his eyes already starting to droop. “I need my sleep, damn it!” He started to shut his eyes, ignoring the giant tent rising between his legs.
Luna! Are you behind this again?!
Unfortunately, this was the last straw of a series of coincidences, which was all that was needed to set the match to the fuse of pent-up sexual potential energy that had amassed. By pulling Izzy’s tail, Sunny had lifted it up and away from the unicorn’s rump, especially easy since the perky mare’s dock was already rigidly flagging in the air… and it just so happened that Hitch’s line of sight and Izzy’s rump were perfectly aligned through the helpful feature of the floor to ceiling vanity mirror that adorned the bedroom’s West wall.
“No no no! Gah, jeez, STOP!’ He tried to mash the touchscreen with his nose to close the absolute deluge of pop-ups and spam assaulting him with various ads for ‘ancient shamanic rituals’ and ‘secret modern enlargement medicines. Smashing his face over and over into his phone didn’t seem like the best plan, but his other hoof was busy trying (rather unsuccessfully) to prevent the giant, ebony totem dangling between his legs from becoming a ‘bigger problem’ “Gah, FORGET it!”
Yeah, we’ve all made that mistake Those ancient rituals never work
Sure, "perky" is a fine adjective describing Izzy, but I don't buy "little". The girl's tall!
This has been a very funny story so far, and things are obviously starting to get properly steamy now!
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Isn't she lithe compared to Hitch?
Legally obligated to make a joke about whether Izzy is, in fact, thinking straight.
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That was actually unintentional, wow. Man my subconscious is funnier than me :(
THWAP! LOL!
Not his first time, not his last time...
Luna! Are you behind this again?!
What's the chance Sunny did that intentionally?
THWAP!
Yeah, we’ve all made that mistake Those ancient rituals never work![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)