Corn the Dark Stallion

by The REAL Seth Standmore

Of Womaning and Scornless

Author's Note:

Hey Seth Standmore here with a stry I haven't ried before it's about a new character named Skorn the Dark Pony. Skorn is a little different from the other characters I've made because unlike Dark Scootaloo or Sphincter he is a Boy and, unlike Mingus he is a Pony. Many of my characters are not those things at the same time so, I trust this will be avery new and fresh original character. This story is dedicated to all of my friends who nevertalk to me anymore because I'm too rich from my settlement for Smart and Final to talk to them. Happy Holiday's and remember to support Gay.

There was a time in my life when maybe the light of friendship and polite would bring me to my best self well, that time has passed a long time ago. Inside my soul is a dark and a fester, and it brings me from place to place to spread wicked and sorrow. Could I be a better pony then I am well, yes probably but........ that time is over, passed into the sun like clouds into the rain.

My name is Scorn, the Dark Stallion. I was born a long time ago in a far away place, my parents were two very evil ponies named Dark Soul and Blood Born. When I was young they had me, and I was born in an evil hospital where the Norses all practiced Satanic ritual's, the babies in the Nasal Ward were arranged in a Pantegrem to summon me, out of the center I emerged covered in the Blood and Fire of Satan. My parent's immediately started hurting me and abusing me, they sold me to Joffrey Epipen who taught me how to be bad and taught me investments.

Well when my parents died I remember I buried them in a hill under a tree over a river with pine cones all around. I was standing there in my Dark Coat with my Black Hat as the Wind emerged from the air and my hair and tail were blown and tassled....

*Song plays Bury me Not On The Lone Prarie like in Rad Dad Redaction when Jack Marston bury's his parents and Onkle*

Then like Jack Marston I turned into the night and rode hard and Fast like never before, away from my family's dark ranch where they made evil dressings for the dark children of Hell, I ran and ran and did so until I came upon the land of Ponyville, a beautiful town with forest and house where pony and other animal's could live in safety and love... friendship?

Ha! Dont kid yourself.

I trambled my way down into the town, down into the town square where Twilight Sparkle (but I didn't know who she was yet) was getting some Franch Fry with her young son Spike. She was teaching him the best way to dip fries into ketchup when I walked up and nudged Spike.

Spike was a very polite little dragon and he said to me. "Oh my, excuse me big friend! Parden me for getting in you're way!"

But I glared at him with Eyes of Red and emerged my sinister wickedness from my voice. "Hrrr! You get in my way again and I'll poach you like eggs!"

The ponies all gasped. They dropped their french fires. Twilight Sparkle gasped. She covered her mouth with her wings. She gasped. Spike even gasped too. Then everypony started wandering away there head's down trying not to be caught in my Dark Gaze.

I gathered some French Fries and stomped into the middle of the town, sat I beside the well I did and angrily and with great Wickedness I began to consume my French Fries. I mashed and gnashed with open mouth because, good manner's? Ha! Don't kid yourself!

A pony came up to me then, she had a mane and tail like fuslili. She caughed and said. "Excuse me but, the inside of your mouth is very not fabulous, would you mind closing it for me?"

I grinned at her with French Fry Mouth. And said, "Why don't you close your eyes and drop DEAD instead?"

Rarity gasped. Then she stomped away, gasping. I checkered knowing I had once again destroyed a pony's big dreams of making friends with me. They couldn't fool me with their kindness and friendship I knew, there goal was to befriend me well, I wouldn't make that easy for them.

"Ha don't kid yourself." I said finishing my French Fries.

When I was all finished, I walked over to my new house..... well it belonged to someone else actually, but I wanted it. So I walked in and immediately made my presence known. "HEY LOSERS! It's me Scone."

The pony's inside the house walked out with question. It was Mister Cake and his Wife Missus.

"Well howdy ho you big handsome glute, if you want some cake you need only say so!" Said Mister. "Do you wanna kiss my baby? Missus bring the baby."

Missus Cake brought her baby, she was wearing a diaper. The baby was wearing a diaper too. She presented me with the baby, she was the cutest baby I'd ever seen. For a moment my heart opened........ then only Foulness souped into it as I remembered the baby's in the Pygmalion where I was born.

"Kiss the baby, HA! Don't kid yourself." Instead I looked the baby in the Eye and used my Dark Powers to beam thoughts of the end times and the worst pain imaginable into its brain. Immediately the pain and the fear of teh end times Overcame the Stupid Baby, and it weeped and wept.

The Cake Marrieds gasped, and gasped at the baby. "Whoever you are you fix our baby right this minute or we'll call the police on you!"

"You go head and call them, I'll ruin them too!" I kicked Mister so hard that his teeth fell off, and Missus dropped Baby to help him. Standing over them, "Now here's how this will work bich, your house is my house now, I want you out of my house you and your stupid baby too and, if you Ever come back just know that there's a lot more pain in it for you!"

The Cakes sobbed and started to gasp, but I stopped them with a Glore. Then they gathered themself and the Baby and stampeded out of the house, crying out in fear and terror. I watched them with laughter in my eyes, and turned to close the door.

But as I closed the door I saw a pony who's fur was the color of Yellow with hair as pink as pink, her eye's were Teal the color of teal, and she had a love in them. For a moment my heart Fluttered, and I almost felt Shy........ but then I hardened.

"Love? HA! ...don't kid yourself."

And I turned and closed the door. Time would tell if my darkness would remain......

Comments

[Mockingbirb]

and his parents were also evil, they raised him to be evil and when he was old enough to be evil he became evil.

How old does a pony have to be to become evil?

I think Cozy Glow and her fans need to know.

[SparklingTwilight]

A pony came up to me then, she had a mane and tail like fuslili. She caughed and said. "Excuse me but, the inside of your mouth is very not fabulous, would you mind closing it for me?"

As with much of your satirical work: a gem!

[Scampy]

woah this is so cool.......