How to Forget Happiness

by LyraAlluse

Step Eight: Play the field

Step Eight: Play the field

Get a boyfriend in the tenth grade. Make him the only other pony you talk to besides the girl that is so over-the-top she makes Bulk Biceps look like Iron Will. Let him be one of those controlling types, who watches your every move. Don’t be surprised when he becomes possessive. Count it as another reason to end your life.