My Little Pony Destroyers are Magic.

by CommonDash

King of the Sky

Taylor was with Twilight in the library. Her mom had been planning something for the past week and Taylor had no clue what it was.

The fact the book worm reminded her a lot of Annette with how she was acting is left unsaid.

“Mom? Radar is picking up contacts 243 miles out. Quite a bit of them too.” Taylor says

“Ah? It couldn’t be he’s a day early…. Spike what day is it!” Twilight shouts running out of the library.

“It’s Monday Twi.” Spike confirms

“Richthofen is coming here today!” Twilight shouts in panic.

Taylor calms down knowing it must be another one of her mom’s diplomatic things.

‘Is that not normal German punctuality in this world?’ Taylor thinks

“Shouldn’t you have been planning for this weeks in advance?” Taylor asks knowing the Germans usually did so the gryphons likely did aswell.

Twilight freezes.
“Yes yes I was, I just need to start them a day early. Taylor I need you to distract the king of gryphons for a bit when he gets here.”
In a purple blur twilight was gone.

“Okay… that shouldn’t be too hard. We got this right Subic?” Taylor asks looking at her dog who barks in response.

“An no biting the government official this time. We all remember what you did to the Japanese officer at the end of the Second World War.” Taylor says to her dog.

The dog barks in annoyance.

“Do I need to confine you to quarters subic?” Taylor asks
====================

Gilda was leading her Uncle to the crystal castle of Twilight.

“Are you sure you do not wish to visit Celestia and Luna first?” Gilda

“No, I wish to meet the new princess and some of your friends Gilda.” Richthofen says

“Why must we speak this language again?” A gryphon asks

“ich will mehr üben. That ist why Zeppelin.” Richthofen says

“Ja. Es tut mid leid Herr Rote Kampfflieger.” Zeppelin says with a grin.

“Just because your grandfather invented the air ship does not mean you can be smart with me young one.” Richthofen says

A massive rainbow suddenly appears in the distance. Then a shockwave hits them.

“We are getting close. That was Dash she’s only pony I know who can go that quick.” Gilda says

“That was Sehr impressive. The young one must’ve broken the speed of sound. Though she likely loses all maneuverability at that speed.” Richthofen says in genuine surprise.

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Taylor was sitting outside watching the sky. Dash’s rainbooms knocked some of her equipment funny and she was recalibrating it while waiting for the Royal procession.

“Visual confirmation. I think that’s Gilda.” Taylor says to herself.

Suddenly, a shadow approaches the ground as 5 griffons land in front of the castle.

"Guten tag," Taylor says

"Ja. Aren't you a bit young to be learning gryphish not that I mind more ponies knowing it."

"I’m 70…” Taylor says

The 400 something year old Gryphon squints at the filly in front of him.

“Sehr interssant.” Richthofen says

“We are men of sport not butchers no?” Taylor says smiling her human canine teeth still in her mouth.

Richthofen laughs heartily while his escorts calm down.

“Say, do you all have bacon over in your country?” Taylor asks

“Bacon? What is that?” Gilda asks

“Speck?” Taylor clarifies in German.

All of the Gryphons stare at the filly in front of them in shock.

“Dieses Pony hat gerade gesagt, dass sie Fleisch essen.” Zeppelin says in shock.

“es ist gut, nein?” Taylor asks

“You eat meat?” Gilda asks

“I haven’t in awhile but I used to eat it all the time.” Taylor says with a smile

“The ponies are more like us than we thought,” says a grey feathered gryphon.

“You will see Pegasi eating fish every now and then though you’ll never see see them eat Rindfleisch. Mostly cause they don’t but I miss the taste of it, especially when it’s cooked rare medium rare and bleeding a little.” Taylor says

“It is a shame you can not fly, otherwise I would think you a Griffin on pony skin.” Richthofen

“Not fly?” Taylor asks in sarcasm while walking up what appears to be an invisible set of stairs.

“Nichte, I see why you like these ponies.” Richthofen says

“She is also the one that solved the iron ship armor problem.” Gilda says

“Wirlich? My little pony friend. If you need anything just ask and you shall receive.” Richthofen asks his wing grabbing the filly.

“How about we go inside and I can have you sign my copy of the little red fighter pilot.” Taylor says with a smile.

“Ja let us go inside.” Richthofen announces.

Comments

[SilentMech]

Taylor just saved Twilight's butt by being human at them. This is good. Also, blaming any accent she has on codebreakers is accurate because that's basically all contact she had with the language from the war and most she would of learned from the DWU would be basic phrases and some common grammar rules.

[horsepoweryt]

“That was Sehr impressive. The young one must’ve broken the speed of sound. Though she likely loses all maneuverability at that speed.” Richthofen says in genuine surprise.

You'd be surprised Richthofen, you'd be surprised.
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Lovely chapter, it's nice to see Taylor at it again

[The A I]

Why... Why do i find myself liking richtofen so kuch? XD

[CommonDash]

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Because he is the Red Baron. It’s not like the German empire was evil, the first battle America fought in the First World War was choosing a side. In the northern states there was a lot of German immigrants and we fought a war against the British in 1812 and didn’t exactly win so some people were jumping for a rematch. Then there was the little known fact that the British were “conspiring” with the confederates during the civil war.

Being a former British colony left some grievances with us like it did for a lot of the colonies that has less than peaceful withdrawals from them.

I use conspiring lightly since all we know was not all that much in the grand scheme of things and historians are still debating it to this day.