Pretty sure the title fills the requirements of the short discription

Instructions unclear: what is the story about?

11007903
Yeah, that's the best part, I wrote it and I still don't know what it's about.

Meanwhile, down on the presentation floor, the pony tasked with janitorial duty snapped his mop in half in a fit of rage, this was the third time this week that he would have to scrub Anon's greasy ass prints from that window.

This title is awful, might even be the reason this has so many down votes. I should realy change it. Anyone have any suggestions?

I will never read something like this. >:)

11013682
Coolly-O my dude, it's ok you don't have too.

But, if you don't mind me asking, and please try to keep your cool, why not?

Personally I can think of multiple reasons why someone would be offended,
it's clop and lots of folks just aren't into that, it's silly and Cleary written for fun (and i understand why that offends you because some people take thier clop very seriously) it's got anon in it, it's degrading towards mares, it's degrading towards anons, it's degrading towards janitors, it isn't about Starlight Glimmer's house plant, it's gen 5 (i mean gen 5 is ok but ill always be a die hard gen 4 man myself) could be you just hate the author (and i can respect that, I have ruffled some feathers in the past), But if it's because you think that Phyllis is a bad pony, then i think you need to watch the movie again buddy.

Edit: apparently I'm an idiot who doesn't speak emoji because your sideways, angry-eyebrow, smiley face indicates that your comment was meant to be ironic, in that case thanks don't read it, wink.

11013800
Wrote a whole essay 🗿

Not half bad but I do wonder how the relationship started

11189418
Been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to make chapter two as good as the first, a 'how they met' flash back is a pretty good idea, yeah I think I can make that work.

Lookin forward to ch.2

That poor janitor definitely needs a raise and paid vacation.

11199742
I would like to know how they met and what lead to Phyllis being so smitten with him. Is it because they've hung out and connected really well, or it started with seeing his huge cock?

Haven't read this at all.
Not planning to read this also.
However there is a question I must ask.

Where is chapter 2?

11522672
Chapter two is half finished, on my to do list and quite frankly hot garbage compared to chapter one.
Kinda knocked it out a the park in the first go, every thing I write now just seams pale in comparison.
But I'm not quite ready to give up the ghost, probably finish it someday.

"No!" Sunny Starscout exclaimed, "Every pony needs to hear this, everything you belive about pegasai and unicorns is wrong! They used to be our friends, and can be again."

believe

Anon reluctantly pulled out of Phyllis's warm inviting depths and reached in vain for the waste basket that was tipped over and spilled across the floor, out of time and out of options and at the very edge of his endurance, Anon erupted like a geyser all over the ceiling of Pyllis's office.

Phyllis's