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some of us are great writers and some are great editors but where would any of us be without a reader?

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Pretty sure the title fills the requirements of the short discription

Instructions unclear: what is the story about? :trollestia:

11007903
Yeah, that's the best part, I wrote it and I still don't know what it's about.

Meanwhile, down on the presentation floor, the pony tasked with janitorial duty snapped his mop in half in a fit of rage, this was the third time this week that he would have to scrub Anon's greasy ass prints from that window.

:rainbowlaugh:

This title is awful, might even be the reason this has so many down votes. I should realy change it. Anyone have any suggestions?

I will never read something like this. >:)

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Coolly-O my dude, it's ok you don't have too.

But, if you don't mind me asking, and please try to keep your cool, why not?

Personally I can think of multiple reasons why someone would be offended,
it's clop and lots of folks just aren't into that, it's silly and Cleary written for fun (and i understand why that offends you because some people take thier clop very seriously) it's got anon in it, it's degrading towards mares, it's degrading towards anons, it's degrading towards janitors, it isn't about Starlight Glimmer's house plant, it's gen 5 (i mean gen 5 is ok but ill always be a die hard gen 4 man myself) could be you just hate the author (and i can respect that, I have ruffled some feathers in the past), But if it's because you think that Phyllis is a bad pony, then i think you need to watch the movie again buddy.

Edit: apparently I'm an idiot who doesn't speak emoji because your sideways, angry-eyebrow, smiley face indicates that your comment was meant to be ironic, in that case thanks don't read it, wink.

11013800
Wrote a whole essay 🗿

Not half bad but I do wonder how the relationship started

11189418
Been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to make chapter two as good as the first, a 'how they met' flash back is a pretty good idea, yeah I think I can make that work.

Lookin forward to ch.2 :moustache:

That poor janitor definitely needs a raise and paid vacation.

11199742
I would like to know how they met and what lead to Phyllis being so smitten with him. Is it because they've hung out and connected really well, or it started with seeing his huge cock?

Haven't read this at all.
Not planning to read this also.
However there is a question I must ask.

Where is chapter 2?

11522672
Chapter two is half finished, on my to do list and quite frankly hot garbage compared to chapter one.
Kinda knocked it out a the park in the first go, every thing I write now just seams pale in comparison.
But I'm not quite ready to give up the ghost, probably finish it someday.

Glad to see this story isn't dead, and it answered my question of how they got together. Guessing the good news is that Anon can't get Phyllis pregnant, so now the janitor doesn't have to clean cum off the ceiling anymore.

I’m so glad the story isn’t dead, but I only completed after reading this chapter why is there no romance tag it clearly needs it

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11585255
Aww, thanks for reading. Sorry it took so long, this chapter was particularly challenging to write. No mater what I did the story just didn't seem to fit, every thing I wrote was pure garbage. had to step away for awhile, guess I was away a little longer than intended. Once I came back I realized I was trying to fit a bigger story into a box that was too small. Here's hoping the next chapter doesn't take this long.

"No!" Sunny Starscout exclaimed, "Every pony needs to hear this, everything you belive about pegasai and unicorns is wrong! They used to be our friends, and can be again."

believe

Anon reluctantly pulled out of Phyllis's warm inviting depths and reached in vain for the waste basket that was tipped over and spilled across the floor, out of time and out of options and at the very edge of his endurance, Anon erupted like a geyser all over the ceiling of Pyllis's office.

Phyllis's

Phyllis tried to shake the thought from her head. Had it realy been that long since she had been with a stalion? Why was she even having these thoughts? It was that dumb magazine. It was clearly to blame, she just had to put it back were she found it, go home to her little Sprout and forget that any of this nonsense ever happened.

stallion

"you can't leave me like this! It would take hours for them to get here" Phyllis shouted, "look we're both consenting adults here, just put on your big boy pants, grab my 'girly bits', and pull allready." Anonymous snapped her a salute and disappeared back inside where Phyllis could hear him pacing back and forth behind her, trying to decide exactly how to go about grabbing her and pulling her out with the least amount of sexual assault.

already

Anon wasn't joking about how small his shower was, it would have been impossible for both of them to take a shower together, so they took turns. Anon first, and then Phyllis. Phyllis realy wanted to get a peek at what Anons's dick looked like, but he hopped into the shower and slid the door shut before she had the chance to get a good look. She did however get a good look at those sculpted glutes of his, and she didn't mind that he had no tail. Let's just say that that image will live rent free in Phyllis's brain forever. Anon wasn't long in the shower, but as soon as he opened the door the room filled with steam and Phyllis's glasses fogged up instantly, depriving her of a second chance to see Anon's package. By the time she had cleared the fog from her glasses Anon had already wrapped a towel tightly around his waist.

Anon's

"Mr Anonymous you've been so accommadating and hospitable to an unwanted guest such as myself, but still your reluctant to get too close to me, i promise that i don't bite. Let's not forget I'm liable to get lonely sleeping in a strange and unfamiliar place and I'll probably join you on the floor sometime in the night regardless."

accommodating

Phyllis took this opportunity to straddle him, her front hooves pinning his shoulders to the matress, making direct eye contact with her face so close to Anon's that she could smell the minty fragrance of his freshly brushed teeth. "I've never met anyone quite like you before and I find you utterly fascinating. The two of us are so very different but somehow still very much the same. And there is something that I've been meaning to ask you... Do you think im pretty?"

I'm

Anon roughly shoved Phyllis off and leapt out of the bed, "I have been lost at sea for almost three years now with no one to even talk to. Every day I crave the gentle touch of a woman. I'm so pent up right now that I'd fuck an electric toaster if I could decide which slot to put my dick in first! Do I find you attractive you ask, of course I find you attractive. I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with me but if I had the choice of any woman in this book -" Anon said, pointing his rolled up nudey magazine at Phyllis like some kind of paper sword, "I'd Still pick you!" ... "I don't even know your name... but I'm trying my best to make sure we don't do somthing that you might regret in the morning, and you are making it very hard!... maybe I should go..."

something

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Ouch- Doesn't look like I'll be winning any spellingbees anytime soon. That last one, the something with a missing e, that one always gets me. I was watching for that, guess I missed one.

Thanks for pointing out those spelling errors my dude, I'll try to get those fixed soon. If you don't mind me askin what did you think of the story? And don't hold back, you won't hurt my feelings if you didn't like it. just drop some unbiased feedback on me.

(Edit) errors fixed!

11618974
Phyllis and Anon are meant for each other.

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