Well, that went pretty well.

"Friendship lessons!"

"... Can't you just throw me into Tartarus instead?"

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Considering their crimes, I'd say they got off pretty light, but that's a matter of opinion.

Lovely

She flashed them a teasing grin and finished, “However, that doesn’t mean you get off scot-free. If you think the School of Friendship’s curriculum is a joke, you’re in for an unpleasant surprise.”

That's code-word for "my government retains the right to fire ballistic missiles anywhere at anyone we dislike inside your territory and you have to be okay with that." Yeah, yeah. I'm just asking for downvotes at this point... This is all just way too applicable to US foreign policy for me to ignore.

Chrysalis wrapped a wing around his hesitant frame, nodding to assure him of her choice. Pharynx smiled at her answer and returned the affectionate gesture, planting a quick kiss on her beautiful cheek.

“No need, Princess. I’d prefer to stay by my love’s side.”

Her conversation to 'good guy' seems pretty genuine. I'll give a summary of my thoughts in the epilogue and make a final judgment on how to vote on it.

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Oh, god. Please don't compare my writing to the U.S. government. Even I can't be THAT bad, right?