• Published 12th Oct 2020
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Silly Songs With Pinkie - 23 KM To Nerdiness

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No Coffee Grounds

Author's Note:

Song parodied: Don't Bring Me Down by ELO.

Got up this morning knowing I am behind,
Get to my coffee, shuffle then to my rhyme.

No coffee grounds
No, no, no, no, no! (Ooh ooh.)
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.

You went and got a whiff of fancy blends
I'm telling you it's way too much to spend.

No coffee grounds
No, no, no, no, no! (Ooh ooh.)
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.

Cafe Francais, whoosh!
Cafe Francais, whoosh!
Cafe Francais, whoosh!
It wakes me u-u-u-u-p.

What happened to the brew that used to flow?
You put my grinds out in the garbage I know.

No coffee grounds
No, no, no, no, no! (Ooh ooh.)
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.

You're always talkin' crazy cafe lites,
One of these days you'll wake up in the night.

No coffee grounds
No, no, no, no, no! (Ooh ooh.)
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.

Cafe Francais, whoosh!
Cafe Francais, whoosh!
Cafe Francais, whoosh!
It wakes me u-u-u-u-p.

You're looking good, you think you've way too much class.
One of these days you'll fall and break your :yay:

No coffee grounds,
No no, no no, no no, no no, no, no,ooh ooh.
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.

It's got me shaking, got me running all day,
But got me crawling up to sip every day.

No coffee grounds
No, no, no, no, no! (Ooh ooh.)
I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds, grounds, grounds, grounds, grounds.

I'll smell brew once more afore I'd bet it was gore,
No coffee grounds.