Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Can't Take My Eyes Off Food

Author's Note:

Song parodied: Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Andy Williams.

Food is a parody way of life!!! 🍕

You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch.
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet, it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.

Sorry but I love the taste
Must eat a slower pace.
I need to get me some eats
Bread, eggs, or maybe some beets.
Finally the food has returned
Geez, I hope my grits ain't burned.
It's so sweet it, sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off food.

I need some pancakes, syrup's a little light
A little thicker, then I might take a bite.
I need some cheese too, I need some cream cheese.
Those Belgian waffles, they make me smile all day
Now that I'm eating, my smile'll surely stay.
And let me num you, baby, let me num you.

You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch.
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off food.

I need some pancakes, syrup's a little light
A little thicker, then I might take a bite.
I need some cheese too, I need some cream cheese.
Those Belgian waffles, they make me smile all day
Now that I'm eating, my smile'll surely stay.
Oh, yummy baby.

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Frankie Valli is the original interpreter of this song