Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Hostess Cakes

Author's Note:

Song parodied: Poker Face by Lady Gaga.

Yum, yum, yum, aah
Yum, yum, yum, aah

I wanna cram ‘em down my throat ’cuz I love their taste
Cream-filled Ding Dongs and Twinkies better than Tasty Kakes (I love ‘em)
I want to go to the Hostess Store and fill my cart
On sweet snacks I am hooked, from delicious goodies won’t depart

Ho-ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go
They hit the spot, fruit pies and what-not
Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go,
They fill me up, and don’t cost a lot

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

Can’t believe they’re gonna shut down the factory
Loss of Cupcakes, Donettes, and beloved Twinkies (I hate it)
Fighting depression won’t be the same without these snacks
And when they’re gone, like Marathon, they’re never comin’ back

Ho-ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go
They hit the spot, fruit pies and what-not
Ho-ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go,
They fill me up, and don’t cost a lot

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

I can tell you that I’ll miss you
Nothing like you
Creamy fillings I was lovin’
Sugar dyin‘, all those snacks into my face was shovin’
Used to grab ‘em in the aisles
Boxes of Twinkies and Chocodiles
Yes, them I‘ll miss, them I’ll miss
To so many ponies they brought smiles

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

Comments

[KotaBugVO]

Maybe the Duck Song?..

I dunno anymore. XD