well that happend

I say he should have just dick slapped her like NMM

Neat

An unworthy opponent, seeking to be dick slapped, but left wanting

Glida? Dafuq?
Gilda

“I wouldn’t mount you with a stolen dick.”

Giving the pink mare a hug (it’s not gay unless your teats touch)

Goddammit my sides

Ooohhh that's a sick burn!

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I remembered that one line from a HiE Octavia/Vinyl Scratch RGRE story and had to use it.
And I assume you mean the burns towards Gilda right?

“What? Gonna hit me? I’ll give you a free shot Catbird… but a word of advice. You better make sure I don’t get up because if I do well…”

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The first thought/reference to cross my mind as well upon seeing that line.

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HADIICKEN!!