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by Lame Joke

Translated Books

You can hear pages whispering in the castle as you read the book Twilight Glow on the floor. The number of words collected on the site is numerous and no one knows that a purple Alicorn can read as fast as Rainbow Dash. No one really knows how Dash flies at the speed that Twilight is reading. This is now complicated.

At dawn, she didn't realize Heavenly Pegasus was floating in her room. Dash was past noon, holding the broken remnants of the alarm. Dash provides the perfect opportunity to have fun with the egg cup.

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Before the turn of the century, the lump of the paper sat quietly on the book. Alligator, now known in the newspaper, needed magic.

"what's this?" He muttered, "kissing your ass - rainbow dash!"

Twilight was studying the back of the head, which was a lesson in how to kiss the scalp on her head when she was caught in the fall. Clean threads at the ends of the machine and open the drum. Dash laughed as he walked through the air, holding the shelves and catching his breath.

Rainbow Dash! It was just ... inappropriate! “Then his hair came out and his face was red, something the blue pagans couldn't see.

"Oh Twi, I don't know if you took my show, I left so bad," Dash complained to the evil one.

"One day I have to find this official and use it in the dash," Leco fos thought.

The Dash Vengeance concert was enough to silence Twilight. He registers Pegius with magic and ignores Pegus' great terror.

“What brings you here? I read a book until you find it… you are just ordinary ”. Twilight extended the alarm clock going forward.

"Sixty-nine, it's Dash."

Trying to avoid the problem, the rainbow went to Twilight. He turned to the cover of the book and laughed at the title and couldn't help it.

Two loaves of bread? To read books? "

"Dash here, and read more than you ever knew!"

Dash published the language and published the book "Twilight Spirited". He saw Unicorn weakened by his frustration.

Twilight wrote on the alarm clock and returned to normal. “Look at the clock and get out. I want you to read my book quietly. She returned to Dash. He inserted her pen into a pen and took it to his horse's pouch.

"thank you!" Chiya Pegus spoke before leaving the Twilight room.

The twins were relieved to read a book and read the book.

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A sheet of paper bathes before dusk and slowly throws it into the book. Now that the character knows, Alicorn catches him using his magic.

"What is that?" At dusk At dusk: "Kiss your butt. Rainbow jerk!"

He turned to pick up the leash from his room, but found it better. But this ass is not a dash. The sunset is smart enough to form a rainbow tail, but that tail is pink.

"Pinkie cake!" Complained Alicorn.

Behind her was a pony party, her cheeks flowing like laughter. A miserable twilight catastrophe drew his gaze to the pink horse, which, of course, had nothing to do with the concentrated horse.

"Pinky, what are you doing here?"

"I came here to review the book you are reading! If you are so focused, not too focused on your book, I decided to just prank you. Pinky jumped into the library and picked up random books on the shelves. "

"Unfortunately, I laugh if you can read my book quietly without hurting the horse ... Hey!"

Pinky suddenly appeared in front of Twilight. Picking up the book, he turned to the cover and almost drowned.

"Book, how to read books? It's like a lesson on how to listen to a missed lesson at last week's friendship school!" Pinky exclaimed nonsense in the title of the book.

"Anyway, I only ordered books like that. Okay!"

Pinky left her room to play a song and Twilight didn't like the way she read the books she read.

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A piece of paper turned into a sunset and slowly turned on the book. To Alison's knowledge, Alison made herself magical.

"What?" Shepna Twilight, "Kiss your rainbow ass!" Or "pink cake"!

Alikon turned three times, but three times, before seeing him fall on the same fool. From the heart, it can be a business from the mother. Too bad I'm wrong twice. Please kill him three times. The pony accepted again. This green, blue, purple and pink tail and white coat were also different.

- Is Hime Amami? When the teacher looked back, the sunset set.

Hi, this is wonderful. You are so involved that you need to know what you are doing. I wanted to help Sorry, Celestia smile.

The day was calm.

Celestia published the book she had read and researched the title of the book. The sniper was then released.

Books, how do you read? Before leaving the room, Celestia had a great time with her book on Twitter.

The day became painful.

I thought I was alive, went back to the book and read it.

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At the end of the article he approached twilight and slowly dropped the book. Now smiling at the joke, Alice did not return and read the newspaper. With the help of magic, he sees the cat and unloads the cave. He jumped into the air, eyes full of evil, and looked at women.

"Forget me, Mom!" I participate in life.

In the evening he was confused.

"It's a ticket to the Great Halloping Festival today. I'm not playing. Am I glad you killed my mother?"

Author's Note:

This isn't as bad as i thought

Comments

[Godslittleprincess]

So, now Twilight is evil and apparently killed her mom and at least one other person three times. Also, Pinkie is either a Cake or a cake now, and Rainbow is a jerk.

[Lame Joke]

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ah yes.
with great power of the google translate comes great responsibility

[RandomGuy101]

Books, how do you read? Before leaving the room, Celestia had a great time with her book on Twitter.

I sense a recurring theme. Twitter is taking over.