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by Lame Joke

Original ramen

The first ray of sunlight drifted through the windows beside the sleeping figure of Rainbow Dash, whose snores were so loud that it overpowers the alarm clock that had been ringing for about an hour. Somehow she woke up, and got a blast of the unforgiving morning sun.

"Ouch!' shielding her eyes, Dash pulled herself up, smashing the alarm clock to pieces. She turned to the wreck, pissed at herself.

Well, I would have to give that to Twi later, Dash thought. She stretched and yawned, exposing whatever horrible things that resides in her mouth. Giving the photograph of Soarin that's placed on the bedside table a loving look, she fluttered to her bathroom for a quick rinse.

"Never gonna give you up~" the horrible singing of the pegasus echoed through the house when a knock on the front door could be heard. Oh crap, I think Derpy heard me, Dash thought to herself, as she draped a towel around mane and rocketed to the front door. She opened it, revealing Derpy the mailpony.

"Hi Rainbow Dash! That was some horrible singing, but at least it is better than mine. Here's your usual mail form Zephyr Breeze," Derpy smiled at the cyan pegasus and handed her the envelope, which she grudgingly took.

Next time, Dash reminded herself as she looked at the retreating figure of Derpy, I should tell her to throw away all my mails from Zephyr. Shaking her head, she stepped back into her house and ripped open the envelope with her mouth. The almost-illegible handwriting of the lovesick pegasus is scrawled all over the pink coloured paper inside. The 'would you marry me, I want you with me nonsense, blah blah blah'. The cyan pegasus scrunched the envelope into a ball and threw it into a pile of rubbish, half of which are letters from Zephyr.

After drying herself completely, she gathered some bits and deposited them into a bag, and headed out. She needed to buy ramen, the most delicious of delicious noodles, as awesome as the pegasus in question. She was about to fly off, when she remembered that she had to let Twilight fix her alarm clock. In a whiff, she had gathered up the pieces of the unfortunate alarm clock that had suffered the pegasus' wrath, and flew towards Ponyville.

She landed with a halt in front of Sweet Apple Acres, and yelled for Applejack to come out.

"AJ! Do you have ramen?"

"I've told ya about a hunnid times Dash, I ain't selling no noodles of any sorts!"

Rolling her eyes, Dash took off into the sky again. Ain't Sweet Apple Acres a farm? If so, they should be growing noodles out form the ground, what kind of farm doesn't grow noodles, especially ramen?

The cyan pegasus landed yet again in front of Sugercube Corner. She walked into the shop and was immediately greeted by the always hyperactive Pinkie Pie.

"Hiya Dashie! What do you want today?"

"Do you sell ramen?"

"No! But I have some here I think," Pinkie dug around in her mane, pulling out a packet of ramen, "Ah, here it is!"

"Thanks Pinkie," Dash said, half weirded out, half impressed. She tossed Pinkie some bits, and went out.

"How does she even store so many things in her mane, is she secretly a unicorn or something?" Dash muttered to herself. She was always jealous of Pinkie's ability to do extraordinary things such as defying physics, among other things.

"Hi Rainbows!"

Unknowingly, while thinking of Pinkie's ability to do things, Dash had walked into the most annoying pony, Zephyr Breeze. Flinching at the sight of the dreaded pony, Dash tried to take off into the sky, but was held back by the bermuda pegasus.

"So, I was thinking about marrying my dear Rainbows, what do you think?" Zephyr winked at Dash with a winning smile, which she replied with a disgusted look and stuck her tongue out. Then she retracted her tongue back into the safety of her mouth, worried that Zephyr might try to suck on it or something, who knows what that crazy pony can do?

"Come on Rainbows, I know you want this handsome pony, don't you?" Zephyr added, his smile stretching even wider. Dash was deciding to whether beat Zephyr up or just fly up high and drop him. She could feel her wings tensing up, preparing to take flight when somepony shouted.

"What do you think you are doing?"

The two pegasi turned their head together to the sound. A wave of relieve washed over Dash as she found Soarin standong before them, his green eyes glaring fiercely into Zephyr's cerish ones. Dash could feel Zephyr's body tremble slightly as he opened his mouth to reply Soarin.

"I, uh, I was giving Rainbows here a friendly hug, wasn't I, Rainbows?" The pegasus looked at Dash, expecting her to help him.

Dash pushed the lovesick pegasus off from herself. Zephyr was dumped unceremoniously onto the ground. He scrambled up and shot Soarin a frightened look before flapping his wings, desperately flying off to the distance.

"You ok, Rainbow?" Soarin approached Dash.

Dash could feel her heart beat furiously inside her chest as he draped a wing around her back. Warmth spreaded over her back from his touch. She leaned onto Soarin, who smiled.

"Hey, don't go fainting at my sight. I know I'm handsome, I don't need anypony else to prove it," Soarin joked, pulling Dash closer to himself, "Did that creep do anything to harm you?"

"Nah, he just weirded me out, asking to marry me. Heh," Dash chuckled, realising how stupid it sound when she said it out. Soarin couldn't resist a snicker escaping his throat.

"You should had accepted his offer. Imagine his joy,"

"Yeah, yeah, shut up,"

The two pegasi stared at each other, then Soarin broke the silence.

"So... I got some duties at the Wonderbolt headquarter,"

"Yeah, I got to get this bad boy fixed over at Twi's castle," Dash held up her broken shards of what was once her alarm clock.

"Had a bad morning?" Soarin laughed.

Dash leaned in, and closed her lips around Soarin's to shut him up. His eye lit up for a while, but closed and enjoyed the kiss. Dash savoured the taste, it was sweet, the sweetest thing ever. She pulled herself out of it after a while, much to the dismay of Soarin.

"Well, we should get going," Dash said. The two pegasi spread their wings, and flew off. Dazed by what she had done, Dash flew back to her house, where she laid on her bed, relishing the moment of the kiss.

Then she realised she forgot to let Twilight fix her alarm clock.

Author's Note:

dont mistake me for a zephyr hater lol, i like him, my hairstyle is shaped like his

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[Godslittleprincess]

It's a pretty straightforward story. Let's see how bad Google Translate messed it up.