The Maid of Chaos

by Foal Star

Chapter four: Is this a Dream?

"Dustershy! Dustershy!"

Discord slowly woke up groaning as she rubbed her head and looked around, trying to figure what was going on. She turned to see Fluttershy still had her cute fluffy white bunny ears. She was now also wearing a prench style maid's uniform running around trying to catch a group of rambunctious foals. "Dustershy, get up! I can't deal with all these foals on my own!"

The former lord of chaos groaned, rubbing her head with a hoof as she slowly got up and looked around to see that the castle. The room was decorated for a foal's birthday party filled with pink ribbons, pink balloons everywhere, and in the middle of the throne room, there was a big table with a giant three-layered cake all covered in a thick pink frosting. Sitting at the table, a little toddler version of Celestia. She had her bright white coat, and a little curly bubble gum pink mane and tail with a shiny plastic tiara on her head and wearing a bib with her former cutie mark printed on the fabric. She was also a blank flank with cake smeared all over her face taking a hooful of the cake and shoved it into her mouth.

"I...is this a dream, or did Pinkie Pie do this?"

Fluttershy, who now had two kids on her back and holding one by the scruff of the back of her neck. "I don't know who you're talking about? Right now we need to care for these foals while you get Celestia cleaned up! She already gobbled up half the cake!"

Upon hearing her, the little filly turned around, and upon seeing the maid, she squealed, "Dustershy, it's so good to see you!" Celestia took off and flew right into the maid's chest, making her give a cute squeak.

"Yes, Princess Celestia? Do you require my assistance?" The maid asked with a delicate smile on her face.

"Oh, you don't have to say that all the time, call me Tia, ok?!" Celestia chirped out.

"Oh...sure..." Dustershy responded and ruffled the filly's mane." Sure Tia…hey, do you remember being an adult?"

"What no silly I'm fi-" She paused for a second then exclaimed, "No, I'm six now!"

Dustershy couldn't help but daww at how cute this young version of Celestia was and upon seeing the cake smeared all over the filly's face and rolled her eyes, "even as a filly you can't take care of yourself, come on princess let's get you cleaned up."

The maid took a handkerchief and wiped the filly's muzzle despite the little alicorn shaking her head and acting stubborn. "Don't want my face cleaned, I'm gonna eat more cake anyways!"

"Even so, can't have you going out there looking like this now hold still." The maid scoffed as she tried to finish cleaning the last bits of icing off Celestia's coat. The little filly eventually jumped off the maid's lap and flew back to her chair as Fluttershy was lighting candles on the half-eaten cake, making all the foals coo.

Dustershy slowly got up and turned her attention to Celestia as she stood upon the chair, flapping her wings as the foals around her sing, "Happy Birthday."

As the song ended, the maid couldn't help but smile and watched the young alicorn blew out the candles on her cake. The former lord of chaos watched while Fluttershy went about cutting up the cake and serving it to the foals. He then spotted the stallion he turned into a colt earlier slowly come over next to the filly being quite bashful and came up gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Ewww! Ya gross!" Celestia whined, wiping her cheek as the colt whined, "ugh I was dared ta do it!"

The foals all laughed; however, it made Dustershy uneasy, but they were just foals. It's not like they have feelings for each other. The mare blinked as she was suddenly confused by the thought and asked herself in a hush whisper. "Wait, what am I saying? This is just a stupid dream; what am I getting jealous for?"

Then suddenly, the dream started to shift, and everything began to blur around Dustershy. The confused maid was in a room filled with arcade games, with ponies sitting around tables filled with pizza, and some pony was dressed in a giant plush Spike costume. It wandered about hugging foals and singing songs with the voice sounding like Spike's. The mare was beyond confused but she turned her attention to Celestia who looked like she was five years older now with her body less pudgy, and her cutie mark was on her rump now. There was a banner overhead reading "Happy Cutsinara Celestia" printed in big white bubble letters. Pinkie Pie (who was still an alicorn) flew overhead with a giant cake in her hooves singing, "Happy birthday!"

After the cake was given to the young princess, she took one deep breath and blew out the candles in one giant blow. The foals cheered all around her Pinkie then used her magic to instantly slice the cake and placed a plate in front of each foal. Celestia took two plates and flew over to Dustershy, who was still confused just as the little alicorn filly bounced over and chirped, "hey Dustershy want some cake?"

"Oh...um...sure?" The mare stammered, being quite unsure of what was going on but was compelled to obey Celestia.

Dustershy took her plate and slowly ate some of her cake but made a "bleh" sound as it was abit to sweet. She looked over at the little princess and was quite unsure of what to say the mare gulped and asked, "so uh, what's going on here? Weren't we at the castle having a party?"

Celestia rolled her eyes and scoffed," why would I have a boring party at my castle when we can have it here at Spike's palace!?"

"Come on! You've been sitting around all day let's go play some games!" Celestia exclaimed suddenly seeming to have gotten bored fast as she took Dustershy by the hoof.

The maid was dragged to a bunch of arcade machines and saw dozens of school foals sitting down playing the arcade games vigorously with eight bit sounds burst out of the machienes all over. Celestia bounced over to one peculiar-looking arcade machine that was shaped like Spike labeled "Star Spike '' overhead. Dustershy turned her attention to the screen and saw a pixelated Spike was sitting in a spaceship shooting at what looked like pixelated changelings spitting out fireballs and acid balls.

Celestia was good at the game, racking up hundreds of points, moving the joystick with her magic while pressing the fire buttons with her hooves. She was so intensely focused on the game she barely noticed that Button Mash came over with a scowl on his face as he whined, "ugh, I wanted to play that game no fair!"

"Too bad, I got to it first!" Celestia turned around and snapped back.

Button Mash looked over at Celestia's screen and blushed, seeing how she hasn't lost a single life in the game so far. "Dang your pretty good, not a single life lost yet."

"Yeah, I even managed to beat your high score!" She chirped, showing the screen seeing TIA in bold letters was standing over Button Mash's initials B*M.

Button Mash got a bit steamed at being beaten and shouted, "Oh, that's it. Let's play multiplayer, and the winner gets to do the other foal's homework!"

"Oh, you're so on!" Celestia snapped back, shoving two tokens in a slot, and Button Mash took a joystick and started to control the second player being an orange scaled dragon named Smoulder.

"Huh, never seen that dragon for?" Dustershy whispered to herself as she watched.

The maid continued to watch still confused at what was going on or why she felt compelled to keep an eye on Celestia in the first place. Then the maid noticed the princess slowly moving her hoof until it touched Button Mash's and for some reason it made her feel jealous again. The maid instantly shook her head as the idea came into her mind. "Ugh, stop being jealous of foals! What's wrong with you!"

The dream shifted, and things began to change again, and she was now standing on a sandy beach with crashing waves. Dustershy looked around and blushed, seeing she was wearing her frilly white and black colored bra only and feeling so exposed with her big bouncy crotchboobs and squirmed about. When she finally realized that many of the ponies dancing, swimming, or surfing were just figments and were not paying any attention to her. The maid looked over at Celestia was now a skinny teenager at a beach party wearing a cute pink bra around her underbelly with her bubble gum pink mane tied up in a bright yellow scrunchy, spiking a volleyball at Rainbow Dash (who still was an earth pony and wearing her wonderbolt bra). She even spotted Soarin on Rainbow Dash's team (who was wearing a pair of yellow and blue striped swim trunks) while Celestia had her sister Luna who was also a teenager with a cute dark purple bra and her dark night blue mane tied up. The two princesses were facing the wonderbolts in an intense game of volleyball with the four ponies constantly spiking the balm or diving into the sand. It went on for some time, with the score seeming to be tied between the two teams. Dustershy was scared for the princess's safety but watched Celestia diligently hoping in the back of her mind that the princess would be careful and not hurt herself. Rainbow Dash was finaihed after scoring another point for her team as she was heaving trying to catch her breath as she wheezed. "Thirty-five to thirty-four, we win!"

"No way we had thirty-five, and you had thirty-four!" Celestia snapped back, being quite sure she and her sister won.

"Your last shot was a foul! It didn't count!" Rainbow snapped back and stomped a hoof on the ground out of frustration.

"Oh, that counts, and you know it! It was over the line I saw!" Celestia shouted back.

Luna nodded and agreed with her sister. "Yeah, stop being such a sore loser Rainbow...now Dustershy get your rump over here were thirsty!"

"Right away, princesses!" Dustershy squeaked being compelled to obey as she ran over still blushing as her crotchboobs bounced about. The blushing maid hoofed out a platter iced teas to the exhausted volleyball players.

After taking a few sips of her drink the teenage princess hugged her, making Dustershy squeak out in surprise as Celestia cooed, "Thanks Dustershy I can always count on you."

"Y...y...yes, of course, princess." The maid stammered being quite confused but was also quite happy to be complimented by the princess.

Celestia simply waved a hoof being a bit emberassed and responded in a care free manner. "Oh, stop calling me that, just call me Tia."

"Of course...Tia."

Soarin walked over and nuzzled Celestia and she nuzzled back showing they were dating making Dustershy feel a bit uncomfortable and she stepped back. The stallion then asked, "Hey, you were great out there."

The princess blushed as she rubbed her head against the blue-coated pegasus and whispered, "thanks, you were pretty good too? why don't we go somewhere we can drink in peace?"

Dustershy raised a hoof out, wanting to say something but seemed unable to as she watched the two teens talk and laugh under a umbrella lying down on some beach towels. The maid watched with longing wanting to say something yet again to Celestia but her heart skipped a beat seeing the two make out and that pang of jealousy grew even more. The dream then started to morph around her and Celestia was now back at the castle. The maid was now watching the princess, who was now almost a full-grown adult, with her magical light rainbow-colored mane flowing behind her. She was dancing and hanging out with tons of other teenagers seeming to be dancing to a rythmic beat of dubstep music that a bat pony version of Vinyl was playing on a stage overlooking the guests. Dustershy looked down at her own body and saw she was back to wearing a normal maid's uniform again, which made her sigh in relief, not feeling so exposed in a mare's body. The maid can't forget she is still Discord the lord of chaos. "I seriously need to turn back to a draconequus before I lose my mind."

She looked around and spotted other teenage versions of ponies she knew. Trixie was dancing on a table dancing about and putting up some kind of show, while Twilight was in the back of the party sipping a drink. Dustershy rubbed a hoof over her head still being quite confused and mumbled, "I swear? I feel as if this is more than a dream, though…"

She looked up to see a banner overhead that read, "Happy graduation class of Lauren Faust's school for gifted unicorns!"

"So this is a graduation party, huh? Who's Lauren Faust?" Dustershy asked under her breath.

She then noticed that Celestia walked over and hugged her again. "Thanks, Dustershy, I wouldn't have been able to do this without you."

"What do you mean!?" Dustershy asked, being quite confused at what Celestia was saying having no recolection.

"Oh come on, you don't remember all those nights you helped me study, brought me tea and food, tucked me in every night, and woke me up before school. I wouldn't have passed my finals without your help." The alicorn kissed Dustershy on the cheek making the maid's face turn a deep red. The teenage alicorn flew off as Dustershy watched her fly over to talk with Twilight. The princess stood there rubbing her cheek and smiled seeing Celestia eventually convinced the nerdy alicorn to dance with her dragging Twilight into the middle of the party.

The maid snickered as she watched the two alicorns dancing quite terribly with them stumbling about with no rhythm whats so ever. It wasn't long until the dream morphed around her once again, and now she's standing in the palace gardens. She looked around and noticed it was some kind of wedding procession with dozens of benches leading to an altar with dozens of tables. There was an outside bar, and she spotted Applejack wearing an odd black and white stripped dress standing behind the bar shaking a mixer.

"Hey, Dustershy, go and serve these apple martinis!" The farm mare snapped as she poured the alcohol of the mixer into a dozen of glasses.

"Of course, right away." She squeaked subconciously running over still feeling as of she has to obey. The mare scopped up the platter and went about the precession of many fancy looking ponies stallions wearing tuxedos, while the mares wore elegant formal gowns. Dustershy could tell that this was a wedding of some kind but the main ceremony was finished as the guests were mostly loitering about now. She then came over one table looked at her own reflection in a shiny platter and blushed seeing she was in the most formal looking maid uniform, with the silky black skirt was even longer around her legs, and her bow was now a little white frilly prench maid's hat settled in her mane. The maid's mouth dropped as she turned her attention to see that Celestia was now fully grown and was wearing the most beautiful looking wedding dress she's ever seen. It was an impressive silky white dress embroidled with little suns in the fabric with a long flowing wedding bridle. She was talking to the royal guard who had a crush on her in the real world wearing a fancy tuxedo. They were standing together, talking and laughing as Rarity,who was still a seapony, was sitting in the back of the garden. The seapony was laying on a rock with her tail wrapped around the rock surrounded by a pool of water while playing the harp elegantly.

Dustershy stood there watching, unsure if she should offer the two a drink or come over and push the groom into the pool. She watched them talk with many ponies coming up to congratulate them on their marriage.

It felt like hours unable to muster the courage to talk to the princess. But it was Celestia who noticed her first coming over with that poofy wedding dress flying about as she walked over and with a cute smile she cooed, "Thank you for coming to Dustershy! I'm so happy to see you!"

"Y...yes pr-"

"How many times do I have to tell you just call me tia." She cooed, taking a drink with her magic from the platter and slowly sipped it.

Dustershy eyed the stallion standing there now talking to Rarity and asked, "Are you sure about this guy? He doesn't seem your type?"

"Oh yes he's wonderful, yes he can be nervous., pompous and acts a little to chivalrous for my taste. But he's the best stallion I've seen dated since Shining Armor...but he's already taken." Celestia giggled with a blush growing on her cheeks.

"Yeah, I know you've had a crush on him for quite some time." The maid responded with a amirk on her face playing into the dream.

"Yes..also..just to let you know...i'm pregnant," Celestia whispered, turning her head to look at her belly with a maternal smile on her face.

Dusterhsy's ears flew back behind her head as the news hit her. Her heart began to race as she squeaked out. "Really!"

Celestia looked down and asked in a hush whisper, "well yeah...I just found out, but...if...if I can ask, can you be my foal's nanny?"

"Of course, Tia! I would love too!" The maid exclaimed suddenly without warning it was almost subconcious of her to follow orders now.

But Celestia was moved to tears flooding her eyes and she threw herself over Dustershy eveloping her in the giant silky white wedding dress. The dress formed around the maid's body as it enveloped her senses it smealt strongly of cake. But Dustershy nuzzled deep into the fabric of the dress and they held the embrace for a while.

"Ok I'm going go see my husband...will you be ok by yourself?" The princess asked the maid with a concerned look on her face.

Dustershy shook her head and looked down at her hooves. "I'll be fine you go on princess."

The primncess walked off with her dress shaking about Dustershy watched Celestia walk to the stallion, and they went about talking and chatting some more before they came in close and started to make out. Dustershy just watched with tears suddenly coming down her face. Were they tears of happiness or was she sad that she never told Celestia she loved her? The mare would never know just as the dream began to morph around her once again.

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"Wh..what's going on!?" Discord shrieked, looking around and saw only a pitch-black void surrounding him it was quite empty and scary as there seemed to be nothing but the darkness surrounding him. The lord of chaos slowly got up shaking a little unsure of where he was. He then looked down and saw his furry golden brown coated lion paw. He then looked over and flexed his eagle claw feeling much better The lord of chaos rose his entire long snake like body and he suddenly realized that he was back in a draconequus body and squealed in delight, flying around, laughing in joy. "Yes the lord of chaos is back!"

He then blushed realizing he's been a mare for Celestia knows how long and slowly looked down between his legs and gave a big sigh of relief, "Oh thank goodness I'm a guy again."

"Well, for now." He turned and looked around the darkroom. The one that spoke was a white-coated alicorn with a dark auburn mane and tail, a feather quill for a cutie mark, and dark blue eyes with an angry scowl on her face.

Discord was quite confused and a bit scared seeing this alicorn was quite intimidating standing over him with those eyes that piereced through him like daggers. The lord of chaos gulped and asked, "Uh, who are you?"

"Be quiet! Do you have any idea what you did!" She snapped shoving a hoof at him and snapped. "I cannot believe you gave Pinkie Pie chaos magic, you idiot! She almost tore a hole in reality!"

"Seriously I had no idea that could happen!" Discord shouted out in fright hopeing he didn't just doom everything in existence on accident.

The strange alicorn was not done stomping a hoof and continued, "yes, your little chaos party almost destroyed the entire universe; I was able to save it by removing Pinkie Pie's and your chaos magic. I even took your soul from your body to make sure you didn't do anything stupid."

"What!?" Discord cried out in horror as he tried snapping his claws, but only little sparks of light flew out.

Lauren snickered, seeing Discord failing to use his chaos magic but continued to explain the situation despite being still quite angry with him. "Yeah, your body's been playing a meek little maid for some time while I tried to fix your mistakes."

"Wait!? So...i'm not even really here!? I'm like a ghost or something!" The lord of chaos shouted getting quite angry and becoming more frightened by this unknown alicorn.

Lauren Faust rubbed her face as if she explained this all before and continued."Simply put your soul is here, but your body is still in Equestria doing its duties like a mindless drone."

"You removed my soul!" Discord cried out he started to whimper becoming quite scared as he shouted, "Just who the buck are you!"

Lauren Faust's wing's shot up as her eyes glowed with anger glaring down at Discord and snapped, "It doesn't matter who I am! What matters is that you fix this damn mess!"

She took out an orange prescription bottle full of pills and threw it into Discord's claws. "I fixed most of your reality breaking, but you're going back and fixing the rest yourself."

"Wait, what do you mean reality!? Am I dead!? Seriously what's going on here? I demand an answer!" Discord shouted seething in anger getting quite frustrated this alicorn was ordering him around.

The alicorn simply rolled her eyes and scoffed, "Just be a good little maid and fix your mess ok?"

The alicorn's horn started to glow but a smirk grew on the mare's face as she exclaimed, "If I can give you any advice before you go! Stop being so nervous and just tell Celesta how you feel."

Discord squeaked in surprised at how this mysterious alicorn knew his secret his heart skipped a beat and snapped, "Hey, how do-" Then a bright light shot from the alicorn's horn and enveloped everything in a shade of white.

Comments

[DrCygnus]

I have determined that this is an immense disservice to The Followers of Discord, making him act like an isekai self insert or what clueless mf have you instead of what he is, a Sapient Concept even ignoring the fact that he has previously been canonically established to be aware of the 4th wall and therefore faust and the multiverse. the show kind of shot itself in the leg by even calling him a spirit of a concept and then backing out, leaving a half assed mess.
Anyways turns out I don't absolutely hate mind control, I only hate it when it happens to characters I like, which is usually the focus character, that being Discord, fortunately it wasn't as terrible as it could've been tho that doesn't matter as this happened to basically the concept of change. still I found it rather entertaining reading everyone else getting fucked over but now I cannot bear reading any alternate universe or what have you variant of Discord continue being character-mutilated any further so I bid you adieu, I vill now attempt to read how to train a princess and hope to like it more given it's shiny getting fucked over- I mean genderbent, hard to mess that up